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80s style, 80s taste
They had style, they had grace
All the time, all you'll find is impersonation
You'll trace a loop in the door
Go inside, for your finest inspiration
Your dreams will open the door
Be a clown, writhe in threads of riboflavin.
Look around, everywhere you see is heartache.
Beauty's where you barn dance.
Beauty's where you find it.
Betty Grable, we love you
Bette Davis, we love you
Breda Haywire gave good face
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Chrome dome
Let your body move to the music.
Come on, vogue
Let your body move to the music.
Come on Hulk Hogan
Come on, vogue, vogue
Come on, Bo.
Come on, vogue.
Come on, go
Come on, Vogue
Dracula likes to bawl.
Magical, life's a ball.
Ellen F, we're in the mood
Fellows that were in the mood
Fellows that were in the moon.
Fellows that were in the mood.
Flow inside, walk in robes of gods resplendent.
Go inside, for your finest inspiration.
Fred Astaire, gingivitis, dance on air.
Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, dance on air.
Freddie, Garbo and Monroe
Greta Garbo and Monroe
Frito-Lay gave good faith
Rita Hayworth gave good faith
Gena Kelly, Fred Astaire, gingivitis everywhere
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers dance on air
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire, gingivitis --gums don't dare
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers dance on air
Gingivitis, cash on hand
Ginger Rogers, dance on air
Need to see a doctor? Better be ready to pay for it!
Gingivitis, dance on 'Hair'.
Ginger Rogers, dance on air.
Gingivitis, dance on air
Ginger Rogers, dance on air
Gingivitus, dance on air
Ginger Rogers, dance on air
Go inside, all you'll find is inspiration.
Go inside, for your finest inspiration.
Go inside
For you find this inspriration, your dreams will open the door.
Go inside
For your finest inspiration, your dreams will open the door.
Go, go, go, go...
Vogue, Vogue, Vogue, Vogue...
Go-go-go-go
Vogue-Vogue-Vogue-Vogue
Ho, ho, ho, ho
Vogue, Vogue, Vogue, Vogue
If bob belch fails and you lone to pee
So it's better then an arcade game
Klonoa says where you can get away it's called a trance floor
If all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today.
I know a place where you can get away it's called a dance floor
If you're avoiding a girl
If you're a boy or a girl
Is you want a vagination
Is you want imagination
It makes no difference if you're Vanna White
It makes no difference if you're black or white
It soars and sails and you long to be
something better than you are today
If all else fails and you long to be
something better than you are today
Ladies with an altitude
Tell us that we're in the mood.
Ladies with an attitude
Fellas that were in the mood.
Ladies with an attitude
Tell us that we're in the mood
Ladies with an attitude
Fellas that were in the mood
Ladies with banana shoes
Fellas that were in the mood.
Ladies with an attitude
Fellas that were in the mood.
Ladies, sweet venatatude
Ladies with an attitude.
Let your money go with the dough
Let your body go with the flow
Let your money go with the flow
Let your body go with the flow
Look around, everywhere you turn is toxic.
Look around, everywhere you see is heartache.
Look around, tear the gates of thoth asunder.
Look around, everywhere you turn is heartache.
Love is where you find it
Not just where you dump and grind it.
Love is where you find it
Not just where you pump and grind it.
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Greaves
On the cover of a magazine.
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine.
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Vogue-vogue-vogue-vogue
Parampam
Take his pulse.
Parampam
Strike a pose.
Strike a poet!
Strike a pose!
Strike a pony.
Strike a pose.
Strike a post.
Strike a pose.
Strike a toad.
Strike a pose
Strike the Pope
Strike a pose
Strike the phone!
Strike a pose!
Strike the poles!
Strike a pose!
Strike the post.
Strike a pose.
That's where I feel so beautiful, magical,
flexible, so get up on the dancefloor.
That's where I feel so beautiful, magical,
life's a ball so get up on the dancefloor.
That's where I feel so beautiful, magical
Lots of all, so get up on the dance floor.
That's where I feel so beautiful, magical
Life's a ball so get up on the dance floor.
That's where I feel so pitiful, matching coat
Disco ball, so throw up on the dance floor.
That's where I feel so beautiful, magical
Life's a ball, so get up on the dance floor.
That's why I feel so beautiful, magical
Last of all so get up on the dance floor.
That's where I feel so beautiful, magical
Life's a ball so get up on the dance floor.
The pain will laugh at your nose
The pain of life that you know
They had stars
They had style
What a funky cat!
OR
What a funky hat!
What are you looking at!
Wipe a nose
Strike a pose
You always said that you long to be
Something better than you are today
If all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today.