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Can't you see that whore's a maid
What's her name? Virginia Plain
Can't you see that Holzer mane?
What's her name, Virginia Plain
Can't you see that whore's a man?
What's her name, Virginia Plain
Can't you see that Holzer mane?
What's her name, Virginia Plain
Haven't a sound to try it
A holiday hamster to die for.
Havana sound, we're trying
Hard edge, the hipster jiving.
Make me a tea, and make it sweet
All sand and sea, old ticket.
Make me a deal, and make it straight
All signed and sealed, I'll take it.
Making change in Acapulco
We are flying down to Rio.
Baby Jane's in Acapulco
We are flyin' down to Rio.
Midnight through the scenic floors.
Midnight blue casino floors
Offers of exclusive doors, oh wow
Open some exclusive doors, oh wow
Opens up its gruesome jaws.
Open some exclusive doors.
Where my steed should ever take me
Where my Studebaker takes me
This is what a karaoke version of Virginia Plain lyrics read
Where my student baker takes me
That's where I'll make my stand but wait
Can't you see that Hall's her name
What's her name Virginia Plain
Where my Studebaker takes me
That's where I'll make my stand but wait
Can't you see that Holzer mane
What's her name Virginia Plain
You should share, use a sheet
Thee age rubble lovely
You're so sheer, you're so chic
Teenage rebel of the week
You're so sheer, you're so chic
Take me for another week.
You're so sheer, you're so chic
Teenage rebel of the week.
You're so sheer, you're so sh*t
Teenage rebel I'd like to meet
You're so sheer, you're so chic
Teenage rebel of the week.
You're so sheer, you're so sh*t
You're so sheer, you're so chic
Great confusion, isn't it?