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Amy Winehouse & Mark Ronson's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll wear you like a dress
Original Lyrics:
And the way you like to dress
The Zutons', "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll wear you like a dress
Original Lyrics:
And the way you like to dress
Amy Winehouse & Mark Ronson's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've missed your tender hair
And the way you like to dress
or
And I've missed your change of hair
And the way you like to dress
And the way you like to dress
or
And I've missed your change of hair
And the way you like to dress
Original Lyrics:
And I've missed your ginger hair
And the way you like to dress
And the way you like to dress
Amy Winehouse's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my head I'm being a realtor
Original Lyrics:
And in my head I paint a picture
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me, call on me
Original Lyrics:
Valerie, call on me
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me, count on me, Can't you see, Vollomy?
Original Lyrics:
Valerie, call on me, call on me, Valerie
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me, da ba dee.
Original Lyrics:
Valerie, call on me.
Amy Winehouse's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss your ginger hair and the way you like to dress
Original Lyrics:
I miss your tender hair and the way you like to dress
Amy Winehouse's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss your tender head and the way you like to dance
Original Lyrics:
I miss your ginger hair and the way you like to dress
Amy Winehouse's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss your tender lips and the way you like to dance
or
I miss your tender hips and the way you like to dance
or
I miss your tender hips and the way you like to dance
Original Lyrics:
I miss your tender hair and the way you like to dress
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Aunt Diane
Original Lyrics:
Just like they're dyin'
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
No she can’t be the one
With the wind in her eyes
With the wind in her eyes
Original Lyrics:
Now she can’t be that warm
With the wind in her arms
With the wind in her arms
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not how lovers cry out
Just like Aunt Diane
Just like Aunt Diane
Original Lyrics:
Not how lovers cry out
Just like they're dying
Just like they're dying
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she can't be that one
With the wind in her arse
With the wind in her arse
Original Lyrics:
Now she can't be that warm
With the wind in her arms
With the wind in her arms
Winwood is British, after all. Actually, it's a compliment - he's saying she's not flatulent, lol.
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Odd how lovers cry
Just like that guy here
Her cries and then
In time somewhere.
Just like that guy here
Her cries and then
In time somewhere.
Original Lyrics:
Not how lovers cry out
Just like they're dying
Her cries hang there
In time somewhere.
Just like they're dying
Her cries hang there
In time somewhere.
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save it for a used to be
Original Lyrics:
I'm the same boy I used to be
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So coo, she was like jasmine, a summer's day
Using, high and sweet, then she just flew away
Now she can't be that one, with the wind, and her alms
Valerie, come on! Mean! Come on! Mean!, Valerie
Come and seem mean-I'm the same boy I used to be
Using, high and sweet, then she just flew away
Now she can't be that one, with the wind, and her alms
Valerie, come on! Mean! Come on! Mean!, Valerie
Come and seem mean-I'm the same boy I used to be
Original Lyrics:
So cool, she was like jazz on a summer's day
Music, high and sweet, then she just blew away
Now she can't be that warm with the wind in your arms
Valerie, call on me-call on me, Valerie
Come and see me-I'm the same boy I used to be
Music, high and sweet, then she just blew away
Now she can't be that warm with the wind in your arms
Valerie, call on me-call on me, Valerie
Come and see me-I'm the same boy I used to be
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So cool, she was hot
Dance on a summer's day.
Dance on a summer's day.
Original Lyrics:
So cool, she was like
Jazz on a summer's day.
Jazz on a summer's day.
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So cool, she would like
(To) Dance on a summer’s day
(To) Dance on a summer’s day
Original Lyrics:
So cool, she was like
Jazz on a summer's day.
Jazz on a summer's day.
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone standing there,
with her ants in the air
I can't help remember just where she tucks me in
So cruel, she was, I dance on a summer's day
Valerie- color me
with her ants in the air
I can't help remember just where she tucks me in
So cruel, she was, I dance on a summer's day
Valerie- color me
Original Lyrics:
So wild, standing there
I can't help remember just where she touched me
So cool, she was like jazz on a summer's day
Valerie- call on me
I can't help remember just where she touched me
So cool, she was like jazz on a summer's day
Valerie- call on me
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stare po-faced.
Original Lyrics:
There's still no face.
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valerie, cool on me
Cool on me, Valerie
Cool on me, Valerie
Original Lyrics:
Valerie, call on me
Call on me, Valerie
Call on me, Valerie
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valerie, corned beef.
Corned beef, Valerie
Corned beef, Valerie
Original Lyrics:
Valerie, call on me
Call on me, Valerie
Call on me, Valerie
Steve Winwood's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valerie, swallow me
Valerie swallow me.
Valerie swallow me.
Original Lyrics:
Valerie, call on me
Call on me, Valerie
Call on me, Valerie
Amy Winehouse's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you come on over by the way
Original Lyrics:
why don't you come on over Valerie
Amy Winehouse & Mark Ronson's, "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you come on over that way
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you come on over, Valerie?
The Zutons', "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why won't you come on over, family?
Original Lyrics:
Why won't you come on over, Valerie?
The Zutons', "Valerie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why won't you come on over, the sheriff's a ni.
Original Lyrics:
Why won't you come on over, Valerie?
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