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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> U -> U + Ur Hand
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for U + Ur Hand that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Pink's, "U + Ur Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want you and your handsome eyes.
Original Lyrics:
It's just you and your hand tonight.
Pink's, "U + Ur Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to masturbate tonight.
You don't really want to masturbate tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
Pink's, "U + Ur Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just stop and take a sickie.
Original Lyrics:
Just stop and take a second.
Pink's, "U + Ur Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Midnight
On a truck
I don't wanna f***
Wanna dance
By myself
Wish me lotta luck.
On a truck
I don't wanna f***
Wanna dance
By myself
Wish me lotta luck.
Original Lyrics:
Midnight
I'm drunk
I don't give a f***
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you're outta luck.
I'm drunk
I don't give a f***
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you're outta luck.
Pink's, "U+Ur Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m not here for your education
Original Lyrics:
I’m not here for your entertainment
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