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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Uptown Girl that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the peasants love her Uptown voice
Original Lyrics:
All the presents from her Uptown boys
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when she knows what she wants from her town...
Original Lyrics:
And when she knows what she wants from her time...
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as any one would hop the can.
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as any woman had the chance
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can.
Westlife's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone can hop the can
Or
As long as any woman hop the can
Or
As long as any woman hop the can
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone can jump the can
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone can pump the jam
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone could hock the chance
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone was hot lookin'
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone will pop the can
or
As long as anyone with hot foot jam can
or
As long as anyone would hop the can
or
As long as anyone with half a chance
or
As long as anyone who's knocked up can
or
As long as anyone with hot foot jam can
or
As long as anyone would hop the can
or
As long as anyone with half a chance
or
As long as anyone who's knocked up can
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone with half a can.
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone with half a clam
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot ka-tann
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone with popcorn can
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone with potluck ham
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone would hop the chance
or
As long as anyone would hot foot can
or
As long as anyone would hot foot can
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone would hop to Cannes
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone's Republican
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
But maybe someday when my check comes in
Original Lyrics:
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
Westlife's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
But maybe someday when the s*** comes in
Original Lyrics:
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna try for a knockout girl
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
She's been living in her uptown world
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
She's been living in her white bread world
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just an uptown girl
She's been living in a white man's world
She's been living in a white man's world
Original Lyrics:
Gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
She's been living in her white bread world
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lockdown girl
She's been living in her lockdown world
She's been living in her lockdown world
Original Lyrics:
Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
She's been living in her uptown world
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll say I'm not so drunk
Just because I'm in love
With an uptown girl.
Just because I'm in love
With an uptown girl.
Original Lyrics:
She'll say I'm not so tough
Just because I'm in love
With an uptown girl.
Just because I'm in love
With an uptown girl.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll say I'm not so tall
Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl.
Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl.
Original Lyrics:
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl.
Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's always been in love with Doctor Chan
or
Is always livin' up with Doctor Chan
or
Is always livin' up with Doctor Chan
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her Right Wing world.
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her light bread world
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her lightheaded world
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bred world.
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her white girl's world.
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her white man's world
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her white-bred world.
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her widespread world
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Upskirt girl
She's my upskirt girl
She's my upskirt girl
Original Lyrics:
Uptown girl
She's my uptown girl
She's my uptown girl
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown girl,
she's living in her white, red world
she's living in her white, red world
Original Lyrics:
Uptown girl,
she's been living in her white bread world
she's been living in her white bread world
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a fight!
We got a better number for the whole world wide
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white thread world
As long as anyone has got the jam
And now she's looking for a downtown man,
That's what I am.
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a fight!
We got a better number for the whole world wide
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white thread world
As long as anyone has got the jam
And now she's looking for a downtown man,
That's what I am.
Original Lyrics:
Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a backstreet guy.
I bet her mother never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man,
That's what I am.
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a backstreet guy.
I bet her mother never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man,
That's what I am.
Westlife's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown whore you been livin in an inbread world
Original Lyrics:
Uptown girl you been livin in an uptown world
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
With an Uptown Girl
She's been living in her white wed world.
She's been living in her white wed world.
Original Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world.
She's been living in her white bread world.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in a catfish world.
She's been living in a catfish world.
Original Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world.
She's been living in her white bread world.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her right-bred world.
She's been living in her right-bred world.
Original Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world.
She's been living in her white bread world.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white pleb world.
She's been living in her white pleb world.
Original Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world.
She's been living in her white bread world.
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let anyone with hot fudge in.
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can.
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