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He stole my cat, my crazy lover.
He's on my back, my chasing lover.
I hardly dare to think of what could happen
Where I'd be if I felt under attack
I'm being taken
I hardly dare to think of what could happen
Where I'd be if I fell
Under attack, I'm being taken
I'm on crack; my face is breaking
About to crack, defences breaking
My residence running home
My resistance's running low
Under attack I'm being taken
Without a crack the fence is breaking
Under attack, I'm being taken
About to crack, defenses breaking.
Under attack, I'm being taken
Butt-crack defense is breaking.
Under attack, I'm being taken
About to crack, defenses breaking.
Won't somebody step inside my heart
Come and rescue me now from a boy in the park.
Won't somebody please have a heart
Come and rescue me now 'cause I'm falling apart.
Won’t somebody sneeze, have a heart
Come arrest you now ’cause I’m falling apart
Won’t somebody please have a heart
Come and rescue me now ’cause I’m falling apart