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G** d*** will I declare
Have you seen the light?
God d*a*m*n well I declare
Have you seen the like?
I live in a silver mine and I call it big, it's true.
I live in a silver mine and I call it beggar's tomb.
I live in a silver mine
And I call it pagan's tomb
I got me a violin
And I make it call the tune
I live in a silver mine
And I call it beggar's tomb.
I got me a violin
And I beg you call the tune
I kinda have to wonder if he call's it pagan's tomb because if ya ain't Christian they gonna bury ya where he's at and as I sit here on Riverside Dr. in Roswell, GA in the lovely and sometimes peaceful park just down from the Azalea Dr segement of roadway adopted by a group of people of all different faiths advocating peace it seems a far cry from how it should be here. It is peaceful when there are no other people around. I hardly think it much different from elsewhere in Georgia
It's the same story the poor don't eat
It's the same story the crow told me
Their b**ls were big as cannonballs.
Their walls are built of cannonballs.
There was a lilt of cannibals.
Their walls are built of cannonballs.
There was a milt of connonballs
Whose motto is 'Don't tread on me'.
Their walls are built of cannonballs
Their motto is 'Don't tread on me'.
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