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I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a pot pie
Never felt so f***ing high.
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie
The butter wouldn’t melt so we put it in the pie.
Love you Dad.
Admiral Halsey came to find me
He had to have a book or he couldn't put to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a pot of pie
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And butter pie.
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Admiral Halsey come to fight me
Admiral Halsey notified me
Admiral Halsey couldn't fight me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And got a pie. (What a pie!)
The Buddha wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And butter pie. (Butter pie?)
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
Admiral Halsey crucified me
Admiral Halsey notified me
Admiral Halsey had to fight me
He had to have a bath or he couldn’t put to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and potter pie.
Potter pie?
I wondered what smelled so horrible and high.
Admiral Halsey notified me,
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie
Butter pie?
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
Admiral Halsey horrified me
He had to have a pill or he couldn't go to sea
I had another toke and I had a cup of tea and a butterfly (A Butterfly?)
The butterfly was horrid, so I put it in the pie.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie. (Butter pie?)
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
I love this song!
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Admiral Halsey looked just like me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Admiral Halsey loved to fight me
He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get to sleep
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sea
I had another milk and I had a cup of tea and butterpie
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butterpie
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butterfly Butterfly?
The critter wouldn't melt so they put it in a pie
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butter pie Butter pie?
The butter wouldn't melt so they put it in a pie
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sea
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
Admiral Halsey notified me,
He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get a C
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and bought a pie
Bought a pie?
Put her in the mouths and pour her on the pie
Admiral Halsey notified me,
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie
Butter Pie?
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
Admiral Halsey notified me.
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep.
Admiral Halsey notified me.
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Admiral Halsey notified me;
He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get to sleep.
So he had another drink, and I had a cup of tea....and a butterfly.
Admiral Halsey notified me,
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to get a breath, he couldn't get to sleep.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a spot of pie.(Pot of pie?)
He had a little pot so he put it in the pie.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And butter pie.(Butter pie?)
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to tea
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to go to Perth or he couldn't get to sea.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a boat or he couldn't get to sea.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get to sea.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a pass or he couldn't get to sea.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
Admiral Halsey notified the King
He had to have a bath or he couldn't go to sea.
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
Admiral Halsey, notified creep
Admiral Halsey notified me.
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Air's across the water (water),
Air's across the sky
Hands across the water (water)
heads across the sky
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
And I believe I'm gonna rain
And I believe it's gonna rain
And I had a cup of tea and a butterfly
(A butterfly?)
And I had a cup of tea and a butter pie
(A butter pie?)
And a pot pie (a pot pie?)
I wondered what smelt so funny in the pie.
And butter pie. (Butter pie?)
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
And a pumpkin pie
And a butter pie
Butterfly felt so funny in the pie.
The butter wouldn’t melt so I put it in the pie.
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
C-c-c-cunn, c-c-c-cun.
(Instrumental that sounds like it.)
Dance across the water, water
Dance across the sky.
Hands across the water, water
Heads across the sky.
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Dare to cross the water(water) Dare to cross the sky
Hands across the water (water) heads across the sky
Drink a little beer, gypsy; get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around.
Get your feet up off the ground
With a little get around.
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Get your feet up off the ground,
there's a little cat around
Get your feet up off the ground,
live a little, get around
Wings',
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Get your feet up off the ground
With a little bit of Mounds.
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Get your feet up off the ground
Little little, get around.
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to pee
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to see
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I demand my water
Hands across the water
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie!
(A what a pie?) She wouldn't put it in her mouth so I put it in her pie! Oh alright!
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie!
(Butter pie? The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.) Alright!
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butterfly.
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie.
I had another look, and I had a cup of tea and pot-a-pie.
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butterpie.
Leetle leetle beetle gypsy get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around.
Little Beatle be a gypsy, get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around.
Little little Beatle, won't you get around? (Get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Little little get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Little little gypsy girdle, get around
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around
Little little neo-gypsy, gad around (gad around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Little little, gad around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Little little, be a gypsy, get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around.
Little little, be a gypsy, get around
Get your peanut butter crown
Little little, get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Little little, heathen gypsy get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around.
Little little, she's a kitty, gets around, (gets around)
Keeps her feet up off the ground
Little Little gets around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around, (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Little, little bee, a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Little, little, get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Little, little geo-gypsy, get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around.
Little, little, bitty gypsy get around
Get your feet up off the ground
Little, Little get around
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
The butter always melts so horrid in the pie.
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
The butter always melts when you pour it in the pie.
The butter wouldn’t melt so I put it in the pie.
The butter wouldn't melt so I farted on the pie.
Oh, it looks alright.
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
The kettle's all boiled and we're so easy corn way
The kettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away
The kettle's on the boil, we're so easy all the way.
The kettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away
We're so sorry, Uncle Elwood.
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert.
Weeble, weeble, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Pick your feet up off the ground
Weeble, weeble, get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Weedle weedle weedle get around
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around.