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Also known as the bon apetit
Also known as the bone not petit
Being white is all that I've ever known
To think of us being one is more than I ever know
I love it when you call me baby back ribs.
I love it when you call me big papa.
Kaci Brown's, "Unbelievable"
I wish your daddy loved me.
I wish you dared to love me.
Oh, wipe the spot!
Oh, what the f***!
Pushing down the better view, instead of bringing out just to walk the world,
Let me kick your a** to brace yourself with what's great to be;
I know this world and what it seems.
Pushing down the better few, instead of bringing out the clues to what the world
And everything you answer to; brace yourself with the greatest of ease,
I know this world ain't what it seems.
That thing you sell
The things you say
The things you sang
The things you said
The things you save
The things you say
The things you say
A part of you just gives away.
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away.
The things you say
It's cut across your skimpy way.
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away.
The things you say
Your cotton pumps just give you away.
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away.
The things you say
Your palm fronds just give you away.
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away.
The things you say
Your purple plums just give you away.
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away.
The things you say
Your cattle prods just give you away.
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away.
The things you say
Your perp parole just gives you away.
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away.
The things you say
Your purple p***y gives you away
or
The things you say
Your purple post just gives you away.
or
The things you say
Your purple pumps just gives you away.
or
The things you say
Your purple pose just gives you away.
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away.
The things you say
Your surf patrol just gives you away.
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away.
The things you say
Your underarms just scare me away.
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away.
The things you see
The things you say
The things you sell
The things you say
The things, you say,
your hands across my skin, no way
The things you say,
your purple prose just gives you away
Your padded bras just give you away
or
The things, you say,
your heart of hearts just gives you away
or
The things, you say,
your purple throat just gives you away
or
The things, you say,
your purple throat just gives you away
The things, you say,
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
Your hot prawns just skip away
The things you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
These times I spent I realized, I must shift through, believe you.
These times I spent, I realized, I'm gonna shoot through, and leave you.
These times I spent I realized, I'm a shoo fru, I leave you.
or
These times I spent I realized, I'm a s*** freak, I need you.
These times I spent, I realized, I'm gonna shoot through, and leave you.
These times I spent, I realize,
I'm shoot proof, and leave you.
These times I spent, I realized,
I'm gonna shoot through, and leave you.
To think of it, being Martha is all I'll ever know
To think of us being one is more than I ever know
To think of us, B-1 is more than I ever know.
To think of us being one is more than I ever know.
To what the world and everything anger to
To what the world and everything attitude
You batter me with your questions
And half the time I lie.
You burden me with your questions
You'd have me tell no lies.
You burden me with your problems
By telling me more than mine.
You burden me with your problems
By telling me more about mine.
You take to me and I'm talkin' out.
You say to me I don't talk enough.
You'd have to tell no lies.
or
You'd have to tell me lies
You'd have me tell no lies.
You're always asking what it's all about,
so listen to my replies.
You're always asking what it's all about,
you don't listen to my replies.
You're on the leader's board
You're unbelievable
You're so ug-a-ly boy
You're so unbelievable
You're ugly and bald!
You're unbelievable!
You're ugly and bald
You're so unbelievable
You're ugly and you're bald.
You're unbelievable
You're ugly to the bone.
You're unbelievable.
You're ugly, boy!
You're unbelievable!
You're ugly, leave the bar.
You're unbelievable.
You're unbleedable
You're unbelievable
Your Alain Prost just gives you away
Your purple prose just gives you away
Your apartment problems just give me away.
Your purple prose just gives you away.
Your heart of hearts just gives you away
or
Your ponce-a-bronce just gives you way
or
Your ponce-a-bronce just gives you way
Your purple prose just gives you away
Your purple 'fro just gives you away.
Your purple prose just gives you away.
Your purple pumps just give you away.
Your purple prose just gives you away.
Your purple glands just gives you way
or
Your purple rose just gives you away
or
Your purple rose just gives you away
Your purple prose just gives you away
Your ugly balls
You're unbelievable
You’re on the meter, boy
You’re unbelievable