Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> U -> U Can't Touch This
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M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Camp Dutch Kiss
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't f**k this
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't flush this.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't flush this
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn frosties.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't touch me!
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this!
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on a mission where there's no coming back.
Original Lyrics:
Cold on a mission so fall on back.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't just this.
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
King Texas!
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
King Tustous
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mind to mind and jubilee
Original Lyrics:
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
My music mystery, I want lard.
Original Lyrics:
My music hits me, so hard.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick a zit, for a winner
Original Lyrics:
This is it for a winner
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinch a zit for the winter.
Original Lyrics:
This is it for a winter.
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Half-time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Hamper Time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer Time!
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Pajama time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Pepper time
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, Happy Time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop, Hammer Time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, stammer time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop, Hammer Time!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop-have a time.
Original Lyrics:
Stop-Hammer Time
M.C. Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for helping me get in my mind with two type teeth
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for blessin' me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Fantastics!
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this!
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't f*** cheese.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't f*** this.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't flush this.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't watch this.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't, Justin?
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wave your p**nis through your hair.
or
Wave your hands through the air.
or
Wave your hands through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Wave your fingers through your hair.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get high, boy.
Original Lyrics:
You better get hyped Boy.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't touch t**s.
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
You hate Justin.
or
You hate justice.
or
You hate justice.
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this.
MC Hammer's, "U Cant Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop - Habit Time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop - Hammer Time!
MC Hammer's, "U Cant Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics:
What, am I livin' in your nose?
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, that's how we're livin' and you know?
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