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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Two Story Town that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Bon Jovi's, "Two Story Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
He promised her roses and American thigh
Original Lyrics:
He promised her roses and American pie
Bon Jovi's, "Two Story Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
He promised her roses that she'd make him buy.
Original Lyrics:
He promised her roses and American pie.
Bon Jovi's, "Two Story Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
I called her to my penis
And I kissed them both goodbye.
And I kissed them both goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
I called her and my demons
And I kissed them both goodbye.
And I kissed them both goodbye.
Bon Jovi's, "Two Story Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
I covered in my penis
I kissed her mouth, goodbye.
I kissed her mouth, goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
I called her and my demons
And I kissed them both goodbye.
And I kissed them both goodbye.
Bon Jovi's, "Two Story Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crawled in with my pe*is.
Original Lyrics:
I called her and my demons.
Bon Jovi's, "Two Story Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
I held her and my p*nis
And I kissed them both goodbye
And I kissed them both goodbye
Original Lyrics:
I called her and my demons
And I kissed them both goodbye
And I kissed them both goodbye
Bon Jovi's, "Two Story Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
The same old sh*t is goin' down
Original Lyrics:
The same old ship is goin' down
Bon Jovi's, "Two Story Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a false Cezanne on the front door of the city hall.
Original Lyrics:
There's a for-sale sign on the front door of the city hall.
Bon Jovi's, "Two Story Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a for-sale sign on the front door of the sh**ty hall.
Original Lyrics:
There's a for-sale sign on the front floor of the city hall.
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