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Rush's,
"The Twilight Zone"
A pleather faced man steps up to greet you.
A pleasant faced man steps up to greet you.
Soon you will fall in love, when the bullet hits the wall
Soon you will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone
And you were all alone when the bullet hit the phone.
So you will come to know when the bullet hits the bone.
And you were long gone, when the bullet hit the bone.
Soon you will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone
Baseball on the borderline
This far from the borderline
Beacon's been moved from the moon and stars.
Beacon's been moved under moon and stars.
Because, I see, I take no s**t gone wrong.
Because, you see, I can't take no shape or form.
Begging to get out.
Feel's like King Kong.
This place is a madhouse.
Feel's like being cloned.
Boy, the boogy man sure is cross.
Where the fourth dimension is crossed.
Faces a madhouse
Feels like King Kong
This place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned
Feces in my mouth
Feels like being alone
This place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned
Feels like Vietnam
Feels like being cloned
Feels like being blown
Feels like being cloned.
Feels like being pwned
Feels like being cloned.
Misheard even though I knew the song predated the term.
Gaze into the house it feels like being home
My beacon's damn good like a movie star
This is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and stars
He knows Donell
He knows damn well
Help I'm slippin' into the Twilight Zone
Help I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone
Here's the Viet Cong
Feels like being cloned
I eat old bamboo from the moon and stars.
My beacon's been moved under moon and star.
I'm falling down a spiral, just to mention the gnome
I'm falling down a spiral, destination unknown
I'm sitting here waiting at the Scottsdale Mall
I'm sittin' here waiting, the gun still warm
It's 2 A.M., the feeling's gone.
It's 2 A.M., the fear is gone.
It's two A.M., the beer is gone.
It's two A.M., the fear is gone.
My beacon can't move and the moon is dark
My beacon's been moved under moon and star.
My beacons can move like a movie star.
My beacon's been moved under moon and star.
My beagles turned blue
My beacon's been moved
My beavers can move and their movin' stock
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
My big house being moved on the moonlit stars
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
My big house bemoved on the moonlit stars
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
My feet just can't move
On the moon and stars.
My beacon's been moved
Under moon and star.
Pissed off on the borderline
This far from the borderline
Pissed on from the border land
This far from the border line
Places in me house
Feels like being blown
This place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned
Places in me house
Feels like being born.
This place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned.
Said you will come and go
Soon you will come to know
Sardines in my head
Sirens in my head
So you were calling home when the bullet hits the phone.
You will come to know when the bullet hits the bone.
So you will come and go, when the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone
It simply feels like a moment of self-actualization that arrives and gets immediately taken through the violence being described.
So you will come and go, when the bullet hits the bone
You will come to know when the bullet hits the bone
So you'll come to know
When the bullet hits the phone.
So you'll come to know
When the bullet hits the bone.
So you're a domino, when the bullet hits the bone.
So you will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone.
So you're bound to go
When the bullets hits the bone.
So you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone.
Some weird one on a loan he tell'd and wrote,
'There's a guy scarred.'
To realize that eternal fate,
It's turned, it's back on again,
It's to wait on him
Somewhere in a lonely hotel room
There's a guy starting
To realize that eternal fate
Has turned its back on him,
It's 2 a.m.
Sonnet rings in my head.
Sirens in my head.
Soon you'll be all alone,
When the bullet hits the phone
Soon you will come to know,
When the bullet hits the bone
Space is tripping out feels like being blown
Place is a madhouse feels like being cloned
Styrene's in my head
Sirens in my head
Submarines in my head
Sirens in my head.
Submarines in my head
Sirens in my head
Now people secretly place toy submarines on my desk.
Syreen's in my head
Sirens in my head
The sun rings in my head
Sirens in my head
They're all to go my love has spins into a frenzy.
Help I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone.
This place is a madhouse.
Feels like King Kong.
Cannot decode my whole life spins into a frenzy.
Help I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone.
This place is a madhouse.
Feels like being cloned.
This is a madhouse
Feels like being home
The place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned
This is a madhouse,
Feels like being known
The place is a madhouse,
Feels like being cloned
This is a madhouse
Feels like being gone
The place is a madhouse,
Feels like being cloned
This is a nuthouse, Phil is being boned
This place is a madhouse. Feels like being cloned
This is the Twilight Zonk
This is the Twilight Zone
This is the toilet zone and you're not on your own
Gonna take you to the toilet zone
In the toilet zone, you'd better shake your bum, I'm coming down the toilet zone
This is the twilight zone and you're not on your own
We'll take you to the twilight zone
It is the twilight zone
You better shake your bones and come on down the twilight zone
This isn't my house, feels like beans are cold
My beakers they moved and then the moving stopped
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?
So you will come and go, when the bull head hits the phone.
This place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?
So you will come to know when the bullet hits the bone.
This place is a madhouse
Feels like being born.
This place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned.
This place with two men out,
Sounds like bein' gone
This place is a madhouse.
Feels like bein' cloned
Thunderings in my head
Sirens in my head.
Too calm to know
When the bullet hits the bone.
You will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone.
Wearin' my fedora hat I've gone too far
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?
When the bullet hits the bomb
When the bullet hits the bone
When the bullet hits the phone
When the bullet hits the bone
I got this one in email, but I misheard it myself for many years until my mom corrected me (of all people!).
When the headman comes
You know damn well he has been cheatin'
And when the hitman comes
He knows damn well he has been cheated
Yeah it's all on the loose as I raise my head
There's a storm on the loose, sirens in my head
Yeah there's a stone on the loose, sun rings my head
Wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead
Can I be cold? My whole life spins into a brass egg.
Yeah there's a storm on the loose, sirens in my head
Wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead
Cannot decode, my whole life spins into a frenzy.
You better shake your bum
You better shake your bones
You were calling up when the bullet hit the phone
You will come to know when the bullet hits the bone