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And grandpa's at your party
Like the music that you play.
As the sweat pours out your body
Like the music that you play.
Easter on my heart
East of Omaha
Here I am, in the snow again
Here I am on the road again
Here I am
All over again.
Here I am
On the road again.
Here I go, playing solitaire
Here I go, playing star again
Most times you can hear 'em talk
Other times you can
All the same old cliches
Of a woman or a man
Most times you can't hear 'em talk
Other times you can
All the same old cliches
Is that a woman or a man
Smoking days like cigarettes
Smoke the day's last cigarette
The same oak leaf shave
The same old cliches
You can listen to the engine moanin' out his one long song.
You can listen to the engine moanin' out his one note song.
You can listen to the engine moanin' out his one old song.
You can listen to the engine moanin' out his one note song.
You can listen to the engine more than I hear one lone song.
You can listen to the engine moaning out its one-note song.
You stole my heart.
East of Omaha
East of Yamaha
East of Omaha
Think about the woman,
or the girl you blew the night before
Think about the woman,
or the girl you knew the night before
You can listen to the engine mornin' out is one lonesome
You can listen to the engine moanin' out its one lone song
witness and gauge: we turn the page
we disengage, we turn the page