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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Tumbling Dice that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Always in a Hyundai
Always in a hurry
Baby cream and sugar
Baby sweet as sugar
Call me the tumbling down
Call me the tumbling dice
Don't need no Jews in my crowd
Don't need no jewels in my crown
Don't need no Jews in my crown
Don't need no jewels in my crown
Got to love me
Got to roll me
I bit the toe off a midget
This low down bitch-en got my poor feet a itch-en
I say mama Mao, I say yo ma'am Chooma
Girl ya can fill every knot
Oh, my, my, my, I'm the lone crap shooter,
Playin' the field ev'ry night.
Mick is still the greatest, even though he can't sing in English.
People think I'm crazy
Women think I'm tasty
Say now baby
I'll be right outside
Say now baby
I'm the rank outsider
Sit down baby
I'll be right outside
Say now baby
I'm the rank outsider
Tony, the tumblin' dice
Call me the tumblin' dice.
Women think I'm pasty
Women think I'm tasty
You got my red nose,
call me the bumblin' clown
You got to roll me and
call me the tumblin' dice