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All by day is working to see
Providing it's with dignity.
Bromiding is working a tee
Providing it's with dignity.
Close friends get to Quality Street
Nobody ain't gets whipping for tea
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity
Close friends get to Quality Street
Providing it is worth it you see.
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's working at tea.
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Come right in, it's whipping for tea.
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity.
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Ome on in he's whipping the 't'.
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing there's whipped cream for tea.
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
Close friends get to call him TC, providing it's wetting the 'T'
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
Close friends get to quality, see?
Provided it's with the kitty.
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
Law abiding it's whitikatee.
Providing it's with dignity.
Law-abiding is witness is he.
Providing it’s with dignity.
Step right in, it's ripping to see
Providing it's with dignity.
The in this beautiful leader of the gang
The indisputable leader of the gang
BBC-TV initially changed the title to 'Boss Cat', to avoid confusion with a cat food of the time called 'Top Cat'!
The indisputable late to rise again
The indisputable leader of the gang
Top Cat!
The most effectual, Top Cat!
Who's a transsexual.
Top Cat!
The most effectual, Top Cat!
Who's intellectual.
Top Cat, the most respectable
Top Cat, who's in to let you all
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Pro-fighting is whipped in the tea.
Top Cat, the most effectual
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.