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All the sands of life are dirt.
Father's hands were lined with dirt.
All the sands were lavender.
Father's hands were lined with dirt.
All the sands were lined with guilt.
Father's hands were lined with dirt.
All the sex were lined with guilt.
Fathers hands were lined with dirt.
And mother's hands and soothing meals
And there's caffeine on these trees.
And mother's hands are serving meals
In a cafe on Main Street.
Oral sex with Laura Dern.
Fathers hands were lined with dirt.
Stupid, stupid, stupid
It's too bad, it's too bad, it's too bad.
With master feet
Just trying to keep clothing on our backs.
or
With mass defeat
Just trying to keep clothing on out backs.
or
With Master P
Just trying to keep clothing on out backs.
With mouths to feed
Just trying to keep clothing on our backs.
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