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Sisqo's,
"The Thong Song"
And you're shakin that thing like who's the b!tch
And you're shakin that thing like who's da ish
Sisqo's,
"The Thong Song"
Not just herbin',
she light the pot
'cause she was livin' la vida loca
Not just urban,
she likes the pop 'cause
she was livin' the vida loca
Sisqo's,
"The Thong Song"
That thong th-thong thong thong
I like it your libido
Baby, light your dooby go!
That thong th-thong thong thong
I like when the beat go
Baby, make your booty go.
Baby shake your butt butt
Guys like what what what
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Cruise to the groove and collect the dust
Cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Dong-dong-dong-dong-dong
Thong-thong-thong-thong-thong
Guys like what?
Thighs like what!
I don't need a sentence.
I don't need a seance.
This is not the Sisqo hit. They're talking about the thongs for feet (you know, flip flop sandles).
I don't think it hurts me
I don't think you heard me
I like it when the bee goes
I like it when the beat goes
I like your thorpedo.
I like the way beat go.
I love the way you move that thing I see your body dancing naked Your thighs are puny/pure meat I’ve heard about your feet Oh please, go’on tell me, baby
said i like the way you move that thing I see your body glistening your thighs, your knees your breasts your feet oh please tell me baby
I think my brain makes most lyrics sound dirtier without my consent.
Kong-Kong-Kong-Kong-Kong
Thong-thong-thong-thong-thong
Let me see that song sa song song song
Let me see that Thong tha thong thong thong
Let me sing my song sa song song song
Let me see that thong tha thong thong thong
Shakin that thing like who's the fish
Shakin that thing like who's da ish
She dumps like a truck.
She's got dumps like a truck.
She had bumps like a trunk trunk trunk.
Guys like what what what.
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck.
Thighs like what, what, what.
She humps like a truck, truck, truck
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
She took dumps like a truck, truck, truck
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
This d*** right here
This thing right here
Thumps like a drunk, drunk, drunk
Dumps like a truck, truck, truck