Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for That's Entertainment that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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A baby wailing, a stray dog howling
The screech of brakes and vampires blinking
A baby wailing, a stray dog howling
The screech of brakes and lamplight blinking
A posh car and a screamin' siren
New magic Dylan ripped-up cornflakes
A police car and a screamin' siren
Pneumatic drill and ripped-up concrete
An electric train and a ripped-up phone bill
An electric train and a ripped-up phone booth
Cuddling a womble and smelling stale perfume
Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume
Lets build a table
That's Entertainment
Three bucks in the park.
Feeding ducks in the park.
Watching the news and a tweeting Gertie
A freezing cat flap with damp on the walls
Watching the news and not eating your tea
A freezing cold flat with damp on the walls
We come from badgers who are smoking cigarettes
Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes
Wearing football badges and smoking cigarettes
Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes
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