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'cause heaven forbid - it should go out of place
'cause heaven forbid - it should fall out of place
All that extra hold gel on your hair, I don't like it.
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughtta lock it.
And all that extra hold gel for your hair on a locket
All that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
And all that extra hotel in your hair ought to lock it
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair ought to lock it
And all that extra hotel, all your hair on a locket.
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it.
And all that extra old jail and your hair on a locket.
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it.
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair, I like it
And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought to lock it.
And in that extra hotel, you keep your hair on a locket.
And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought to lock it.
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, carbon isle
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
But you got beaned right down to the arc.
But you've got being right, down to an art.
But you're not getting right down to my heart
But you've got being right, down to an art.
Down to a mile
Down to an art
Down to an R
Down to an art
I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
I can't believe you kiss your car at night
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
I can't believe you kiss your carbonite
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
I can't believe you kiss your cargo knife
I can't belive you kiss your car goodnight
I can't believe you kiss your carp at night.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
I can't believe you kiss your carpet at night.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife.
I can't believe you kiss your car good night.
I can't believe you kiss your carving knife
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
I can't believe you kiss your carving knight
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
I can't believe you kiss your cock (as in rooster) at night.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
I can't believe you kiss your cock at night
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
I can't believe you kiss your cock goodnight.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
(as in rooster, of course)
I can't believe you kiss your coffee night.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
I can't believe you kiss your cop at night.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
I can't believe you kiss your cop good night
Now come on baby, tell me
You must be joking, right?
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Now come on baby, tell me
You must be joking, right?
I can't believe you kiss your pocket knife.
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
I can't believe you kissed your carpet knife
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
I can't believe you sleep with your carpet knife
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
I can't believe you're cock at night
Can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
I don't breast-feed much.
That don't impress me much.
Oh, oh, you think you're so damn special
Oh, oh, you think you're something special
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' special.
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' new.
Oh, whoa, you think you're somethin' special.
Oh, whoa you think you're somethin' else.
Pull your head out of a locket
...in your hair oughta lock it
That don't depress me much
That don't impress me much
That won't keep me a woman in the middle of the night
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That won't keep me wanting a mirror all the night
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That won't keep me warm in the mirror all night.
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
You got the books, but have you got the touch?
You got the looks, but have you got the touch?
You got the books
You got the looks
You got the brakes, but have you got the touch?
You got the brains, but have you got the touch?
You got the rooks, but have you got the touch?
You got the looks, but have you got the touch?
You got them boobs
You got the moves
You must be Dopey, right?
You must be joking, right?
You must be a chauffer, right?
You must be joking, right?
You must be choking, right?
You must be joking, right?
You must beat your wife
You must be joking, right?
You think you're a fool, but have you got the touch?
You think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
You're a making love engine on an overhaul
You're a regular original know-it-all
You're a making-love original know-it-all
You're a regular original know-it-all
You're at your old jail and your hair on a locket
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughta' lock it
You're one of those guys that likes a sound machine
You're one of those guys that likes to shine his machine
So you’re Brad Garrett
So you’re Brad Pitt