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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Texas Size Heartache that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Joe Diffie's, "Texas Size Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could a blue-eyed beauty only five-foot-three
Lay a Texas-size hard egg on me?
Lay a Texas-size hard egg on me?
Original Lyrics:
How could a blue-eyed beauty only five-foot-three
Lay a Texas-size heartache on me?
Lay a Texas-size heartache on me?
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