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And I'm in a wiseham.
Never met a wise man.
Get outta my way, stay away, stay away.
Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm there.
Gotta find a wagon, to find a wagon, a better wagon.
Gotta find a way, a better way, I'd better wait.
Gotta find a way, a better way, Paraguay.
Gotta find a way, a better way
I'd better wait.
Gotta find a way, a better way, it better work.
Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm there.
Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm there.
Gotta find a way, I better wait, when I'm there.
Gotta find a wife, a better wife.
Gotta find a way, a better way.
Gotta find a wife, a better wife
A better wife.
Gotta find a way, a better way
I'd better wait.
Gotta fly away, a better w*** without meat
Gotta fly away, a better w***, lemon cake.
Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I'd better wait.
Runarunaway, Runaway, Runaway
or
Gotta get a getaway, getaway, getaway
or
Betta burn away, burn away, burnaway.
Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm there.
When I was a little lad
Coal trains weren't painted yet.
When I was an alien
Cultures were opinions.
When I was a minion
Got just one opinion
When I was an alien
Cultures were opinions.