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Donatello does machines.
Donatello dunks machines
Donatello does machines
Donatello dust machine
Donatello does machines
Heroes in a hard shell
Heroes in a half shell
Heroes in a nut shell
Heroes in a half shell
Leonardo leads Donatello's dust machine.
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.
Leonardo leads
Donatello's death machines.
Leonardo leads
Donatello does machines.
Raphael is cool but crude.
Raphael is cool but rude.
Raphael is cool but crude
Michaelangelo's a party dude.
Raphael is cool but rude
Michaelangelo's a party dude.
Raphael is cool but cruel.
Raphael is cool but rude.
Raphael is cool but rude.
Raphael is cool but crude.
Raphael is cool but rude
Raphael is cool but crude.
These turtle boards don't cut him no slack.
These turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
They're heroes in a half show
And agree.
They're heroes in a half-shell
And they're green.
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're greedy! (Hey, get a grip!)
They heroes in a half-shell and they're green! (Hey, get a grip!)
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're greedy!
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green!
They're the world's most awesome fighting teens.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
They're the world's most fearsome banging team.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting teens.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't come in no slacks.
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
When the evil Shredder of tax
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
When the evil shredder attacks, these turtle farts will come and fight back
When the evil shredder attacks these turtle boys will cut him no slack
With the evil shredded-up tax
Those turtle powers pump to the max
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.