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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Take A Chance On Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you know I've got
More snot than I want from you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you know I've got
So much that I wanna do
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adios, Siegfried!
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free!
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adios, feel free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ali Austin free
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ali-ach-sin-free
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the upstair's free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are my arms too free?
Tick a stance on me
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are the ants still free?
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are your arms too free?
Take a chance on me
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Abba's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken Chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken pants on me
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken stance, chicken stance
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance, take a chance
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your hands off me
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the Young Siegfried
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the outset's free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
on the French airline
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind,
I'm the first in line
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind in the birthday line
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind in the first daylight
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on 1st and 9.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on a nursery rhyme
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on the Birthday line
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind I'm the first in line
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on the first day of July
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind I'm the first in line
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on the first thin dime.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on the first-aid line,
On the upstairs three,
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind on the ostrich line.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind, on the bursting line
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind, on the first feline.
or
If you change your mind, on the first field line.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind, on the first green line
or
If you change your mind, on the first gray line
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
Ellen Burstyn's fine
On the wild and free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey, I’m still free
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Ollie Oxen free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
If you change you mine
I'm the first in line
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
In the grocery line.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
On the 1st July
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
On the district line.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
On the first green line.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
On the first three lines.
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
On the great big line
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you got no place to go
When you're thinking clown
If you're Laura Stone
When you're on the telephone
Original Lyrics:
If you got no place to go
When you're feeling down
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you make me cry
Original Lyrics:
If you let me try
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you need me, let me know, and I'll be around.
Original Lyrics:
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone With a pretty purse, you know?
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
Julie Walters and Stellan Skarsgård's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone when the Britney birds have flown
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Julie Walters and Stellan Skarsgård's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone with a pretty purse of gold
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone,
and it really hurts to phone
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone,
and your pretty birds have flown
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone, I'm a pretty person, too.
Original Lyrics:
If your all alone when the pretty birds have flown
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone, and it really hurts you now.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
And it really burns
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
And the pretty birds...
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
And it really hurts, let go.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the breathing hurts your phone
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
With a pretty girl oh no
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
With a pretty person, oh.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
With a pretty purse and phone
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
With a pretty purse of gold.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
With a BT bursting phone
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
BT = British Telecom.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you've got no place to go with a tree limb down.
Original Lyrics:
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackie Chan saw me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackie Chan's on me
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance, take a chance
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to some music,
maybe do some coke
and get to know you better
Original Lyrics:
Listen to some music,
maybe just talking,
get to know you better
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to some music
Maybe do some cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to some music
Maybe just talking.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is strong enough
To last when things erupt
Original Lyrics:
My love is strong enough
To last when things are rough
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Olsen free
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Oxen Free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie oxen free
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free!
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olly Oxen Free.
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free.
Take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olly Oxen Free
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olly oxen free, take your hands off me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olly-oxen free, take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the Austin Free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the Austrian free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the Virgin line!
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first in line!
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the anti-freeze
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free!
Abba's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the virgin line!
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first in line!
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a chair on me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake your pants on me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's alright, I'll screw you honey
Original Lyrics:
That's all I ask of you honey
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can go to bed soon, we can go walking.
Original Lyrics:
We can go dancing, we can go walking.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're all alone
With a pretty purse of gold.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
And the pretty birds have flown.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're all alone
And it's pretty versatile.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think that I'll leave you there
Afraid of a leather chair.
Original Lyrics:
You want me to leave it there
Afraid of a love affair.
ABBA's, "Take A Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want me to leave it there
Afraid of a leather bear.
Original Lyrics:
You want me to leave it there
Afraid of a love affair.
ABBA's, "Take a Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't Lego
Original Lyrics:
But I can't let go
ABBA's, "Take a Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken Dance on me
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance On me
ABBA's, "Take a Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone
And it really hurts
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take a Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the 1-2-3
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
ABBA's, "Take a Chance On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the peaceful music
Original Lyrics:
Where they play some music
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you know I've got
More poop than I wanna do
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you know I've got
So much that I wanna do
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Afraid of love repair
Original Lyrics:
Afraid of love affair
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Afraid of nothing there
Original Lyrics:
Afraid of love affair
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ami-Amstel free
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you don't know why
Original Lyrics:
And it ain't no lie
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hammy Hamster's free
Take a chance on me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me.
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey from a bee
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not oxi-free
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I've a big behind
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind, on the Thursday line
Only I'm still free
...
If you roll along where the pretty birds have gone
...
Listen to some music, maybe just coking, get to know you better
...
You want me to leave you there, afraid of a love affair
...
(Come on, give me a break honey)
...
Oh you can take your time baby, I'm in no hurry, soon I'm gonna get you
You don't wanna hurt me, baby don't worry, I am gonna let you
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
...
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
...
Listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better
...
You want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair
...
(Come on, give me a break will you?)
...
Oh you can take your time baby, I'm in no hurry, know I'm gonna get you
You don't wanna hurt me, baby don't worry, I ain't gonna let you
You still don't have to pay for Agnetha! (But I'd rather go with Frida - especially if we are coking. There appears to be some intriguing two-way 'hurting' involved as well - she looks like she means it too...think I'll stick in the Thursday line)
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind
On a first day line
I mean I'm still free
Take a chance on me
or
If you change your mind
On a bird day's line
I mean I'm still free
Take a chance on me
or
If you change your mind
On a birthday's line
I mean I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you jizzed, you're mine on the burstin' line
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you shave your arm
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone and it really hurts
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone with a pretty person know
Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone, and it really hurts have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're all alone,
When a pretty person phones.
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown.
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're home alone, and it really hurts, you know
Original Lyrics:
If you're all alone, when the pretty birds have flown
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to some music (oh-oh) maybe do some cocaine (yeah)
Original Lyrics:
Listen to some music (oh-oh) maybe just talking (yeah)
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oli Oxen Free
Take a chance on me
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Abba's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Oxen Free
Take a chance on me
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olly oxen free!
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free!
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the Amstel free!
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free!
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play the Jets on me
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly want some cheese
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your pants on me
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the ostrich sings
or
when the osprey sings
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free!
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the pretty girls have gone
Original Lyrics:
Where the pretty birds have flown

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