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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> S -> Swap Meet
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Swap Meet that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Nirvana's, "Swap Meet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps the secrets close to his hard hat
Keeps the photographs close to her hard hat
Keeps the vitamins close to the heart
Keeps the photographs close to her hard hat
Keeps the vitamins close to the heart
Original Lyrics:
Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart
Keeps her photographs close to her heart
Keeps the bitterness close to the heart
Keeps her photographs close to her heart
Keeps the bitterness close to the heart
Nirvana's, "Swap Meet"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kind that she sells to put in her lap
Original Lyrics:
The kind with seashells, driftwood and burlap
Nirvana's, "Swap Meet"
Misheard Lyrics:
They make a million out of arts and crafts
Original Lyrics:
They make their living off of arts and crafts
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