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All I do is eat and sh*t and sing
All I do is eat and sleep and sing
All I do is eat and sweep and sing.
All I do is eat and sleep and sing.
All I do is sing and strip and sing
wishing every show was the last show
All I do is eat and sleep and sing
wishing every show was the last show
All I do is sit and sleep and sing
Wishing every show was the last show
All I do is eat and sleep and sing
Wishing every show was the last show
And I begin, when you arrive.
And I'll be there when you arrive.
And it's gonna be so different when I'm on the space tonight
or
And it's gonna be so different when I'm on the spaceship night
or
And it's gonna be so different when I'm on the spaiche tonight
And it's gonna be so different when I'm on the stage tonight
I was sick and tied up with a string
I was sick and tired of everything
I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Texaco
I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Glasgow
I was sick and tired of everything when I saw you last night at Gladstone's.
I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Glasgow.
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night for the pass code.
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow.
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Pascoes.
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow.
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Pascoe
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tesco
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow
I was sick and tired of everything
When I saw you last night in Fresco
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tesco's.
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow.
So I began when you arrived
So I'll be there when you arrive
Somewhere in the clouds there's you
Things will be so different when I'm on the spaceship home
Somewhere in the crowds there's you
Everything will be so different when I'm on the stage tonight
Somewhere in the house, there's fags
Everything will be so diffrent when I'm having one more smoke.
Somewhere in the crowds, there's you
Everything will be so different when I'm on the stage tonight.
[Ed's note: I assume (probably incorrectly) that a 'fag' here means cigarette, so I'm not going to conceal it with asterisks.]
Super Trooper Beans are gonna blind me
But it won't be blue
Like they always do
'Cause somewhere in the clouds, there's you.
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you.
Super Trooper, life is gonna find me
Super Trouper lights are gonna find me
Super Trouper beams are gonna blink me
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tesco.
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow.
'Tesco' is a supermarket chain in the United Kingdom, so this song was really funny to listen to for people in the UK!!
Super Trouper beans are gonna blind me.
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me.
Super dooper beans are gonna bind me.
Super trooper beams are gonna blind me.
Please note: the proper spelling of the song title is "Super Trouper", not "Super Trooper" or anything variant.
Super duper things are gonna find me.
Super trooper beams are gonna blind me.
Super trooper life's like polystyrene.
Super trooper lights are gonna find me.
Super trouper beans are gonna find me.
Super trooper beams are gonna blind me.
Super trouper dreams of polystyrene
Super trouper beams are gonna blind me.
Super trouper life's a cor-ma blimey!!
Super trouper beams are gonna blind me.
Super trouper lumps of polystyrene
Super trouper lights are gonna find me.
Song was from 80, not 70.
Super trouper pizza gonna blind me.
Super trouper beams are gonna blind me.
Super trouper things are gonna kill me.
Super trouper beams are gonna blind me.
Tonight the pooper scooper beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue (poop-p-per scoop-p-per)
Like I always do (poop-p-per scoop-p-per)
'Cause somewhere in the crap there's you
Tonight the super trouper beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue (sup-p-per troup-p-per)
Like I always do (sup-p-per troup-p-per)
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you
Unite the Super Trooper
Tonight the Super Trooper
When I called you last night a fat cow
When I called you last night from Glasgow
When I called you last night from Costco
When I called you last night from Glasgow
When I called you last night from Wilko's
When you called me last night from Glasgow
When you called me last night from Tesco's
When I called you last night from Glasgow
When you called me last night from Tescos
When I called you last night from Glasgow
Wish you never showed us the last show
Wishing every show was the last show
You're like a super trooper, things are gonna find me
Tonight the super trouper beams are gonna blind me