Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sugar Magnolia that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Bakes my chicken when I sleep.
Pays my ticket when I speed.
Bakes my chicken when I speak
Pays my ticket when I speed
Feeds my chicken when I leave.
Pays my ticket when I speed.
Jump like a Wildebeest in four wheel drive
Jump like a Willys in four wheel drive
Paints my chicken when I sleep.
Pays my ticket when I speed.
Paves my chicken when I sleep.
Pays my ticket when I speed.
Plays my chicken when I speed.
Pays my ticket when I speed.
Rolling with the Russians down by the riverside.
Rolling in the rushes down by the riverside.
She can wait in the drop of doom
She can wade in a drop of dew
She don't come and I don't swallow.
She don't come and I don't follow.
Spanks my chicken when I sleep.
Pays my ticket when I speed.
Sugar magnolia blossoms forming
or
Sugar magnolia blossoms for you
or
Sugar magnolia blossoms for you
Sugar magnolia blossoms blooming
Sugar magnolia possums movin'.
Sugar magnolia blossoms blooming.
Tastes like chicken when I sleep.
Pays my ticket when I speed.
Tastes like chicken when I sneeze
Pays my ticket when I speed
Weighs my chicken when I speak.
Pays my ticket when I speed.