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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Straight Up that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Chante Moore's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause you're the kind of type I can set up for
Original Lyrics:
'cause you're the kind of guy I can settle for
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you more than a hat for me?
Original Lyrics:
Are you more than hot for me?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you more than hockey?
Original Lyrics:
Are you more than hot for me?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the woman and the deed go hand in hand.
Original Lyrics:
But the words and the deed go hand in hand.
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the words and the teeth go hand in hand.
Original Lyrics:
But the words and the deed go hand in hand.
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really wanna eat me for breakfast?
Original Lyrics:
Do you really wanna love me forever?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really wanna have me over for breakfast?
Original Lyrics:
Do you really wanna love me forever?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really wanna love me professor?
Original Lyrics:
Do you really wanna love me forever?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma caught me in a hit and run
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
How about some inflammation please?
Original Lyrics:
How about some information please?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need to make amends.
Original Lyrics:
I don't need to make demands.
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need to make me guess
Original Lyrics:
I don't need to make demands
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep getting cheers
or
I keep taking pills
Original Lyrics:
I keep getting chills
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep getting cheers
Original Lyrics:
I keep getting chills
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're only playing games
I'll just have to say, "A bub-a-bub-a-bub-ba-a-bub-a-bub-a-bub-ba"
Original Lyrics:
If you're only playing games
I'll just have to say, "A b-b-b-bye, b-b-b-b-bye"
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in a tree
Original Lyrics:
Lost in a dream
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or M-I-S-H in your feet so real
or
Or M-I-S-H-N-O-P so real
or
Or M-I-S-H-N-O-P so real
Original Lyrics:
Or am I a page in your history
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or am I a b**ch in your history?
Original Lyrics:
Or am I a page in your history?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or hit my car in a hit and run.
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or ram my car in a hit and run.
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or ram my car in a hit and run?
or
Or rent my car in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skid up, now tell me
Original Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay up
Original Lyrics:
Straight up
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up downtown
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
When I am caught in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever (oh oh oh)
Or am I a car in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever (oh oh oh)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or ram my car in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up now, Tony.
Original Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me.
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me, 'Do you really wanna love me forever (oh, oh, oh)
When I'm cocking in a heat in a run?'
Original Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me, do you really wanna love me forever (oh, oh, oh)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I call in the hit and run
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't like to get my love sledding indoors
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't like to get my love caught in the slamming door
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so hard to reach
You play hide and seek with your crude intentions
Original Lyrics:
You are so hard to read
You play hide and seek with your true intentions
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so hard to wreak
You play hide and seek
With your true indentions.
Original Lyrics:
You are so hard to reach
You play hide and seek
With your true intentions.
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wrecked my car in a hit-and-run.
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit-and-run?

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