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'cause you're the kind of type I can set up for
'cause you're the kind of guy I can settle for
Are you more than a hat for me?
Are you more than hot for me?
Are you more than hockey?
Are you more than hot for me?
But the woman and the deed go hand in hand.
But the words and the deed go hand in hand.
But the words and the teeth go hand in hand.
But the words and the deed go hand in hand.
Do you really wanna eat me for breakfast?
Do you really wanna love me forever?
Do you really wanna have me over for breakfast?
Do you really wanna love me forever?
Do you really wanna love me professor?
Do you really wanna love me forever?
Grandma caught me in a hit and run
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
How about some inflammation please?
How about some information please?
I don't need to make amends.
I don't need to make demands.
I don't need to make me guess
I don't need to make demands
I keep getting cheers
or
I keep taking pills
I keep getting chills
I keep getting cheers
I keep getting chills
If you're only playing games
I'll just have to say, "A bub-a-bub-a-bub-ba-a-bub-a-bub-a-bub-ba"
If you're only playing games
I'll just have to say, "A b-b-b-bye, b-b-b-b-bye"
Lost in a tree
Lost in a dream
Or M-I-S-H in your feet so real
or
Or M-I-S-H-N-O-P so real
or
Or M-I-S-H-N-O-P so real
Or am I a page in your history
Or am I a b**ch in your history?
Or am I a page in your history?
Or hit my car in a hit and run.
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Or ram my car in a hit and run.
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Or ram my car in a hit and run?
or
Or rent my car in a hit and run?
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Skid up, now tell me
Straight up, now tell me
Straight up downtown
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
When I am caught in a hit and run?
Straight up, now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever (oh oh oh)
Or am I a car in a hit and run?
Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever (oh oh oh)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or ram my car in a hit and run?
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Straight up now, Tony.
Straight up now tell me.
Straight up, now tell me, 'Do you really wanna love me forever (oh, oh, oh)
When I'm cocking in a heat in a run?'
Straight up, now tell me, do you really wanna love me forever (oh, oh, oh)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
When I call in the hit and run
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Wouldn't like to get my love sledding indoors
Wouldn't like to get my love caught in the slamming door
You are so hard to reach
You play hide and seek with your crude intentions
You are so hard to read
You play hide and seek with your true intentions
You are so hard to wreak
You play hide and seek
With your true indentions.
You are so hard to reach
You play hide and seek
With your true intentions.
You wrecked my car in a hit-and-run.
Or am I caught in a hit-and-run?