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Annual survey, annual picnic
Can you surry, can you picnic?
Can you serve me a new picnic
Can you surrey, can you picnic
Cher will eat lots of thyme and whine
There'll be lots of time and wine
Come on come on and serve a town
or
Come on come on and serve it down
or
Come on come on and serve it down
Come on come on and surrey down
Come on, come on and scurry down.
Come on, come on and surrey down
Hurry down but don't go in
and
Scattered rains scattered rains
Surry down to a stoned soul picnic
and
Surry surry
Hurry down to a stone cold picnic
Hurry down to a stoned soul picnic
Rain and sun come in a picnic
Out in the sky
We're alone with the lightning.
Rain and sun come in akin
And from the sky
Come the Lord and the lightning.
Rain and sun come in a pin.
Rain and sun come in akin.
Rain and sun come in again
Rain and sun come in akin
Red yellow honey and some resolutions-lutions
or
Red yellow honey that's a bad solution-lution
or
Red yellow honey satsang absolution-lution
or
Red yellow honey sad suppress solution-lution
or
Red yellow honey sad suppress solution-lution
Red yellow honey sassafras and moonshine, moonshine
Red yellow honey that’s a brand of moonshine
Red yellow honey sassafras and moonshine, moonshine
Red yellow honey, that's a brand of of moonshine, moonshine.
Red yellow honey sassafras and moonshine, moonshine.
Stone cold picnic
Stoned soul picnic
Stone's old big dick
or
Stone's own picnic
or
Stone's hole picnic
or
Stone soul picnic
or
Stone soul picnic
Stoned soul picnic
Surrey down to a stone's throw picnic.
Surry down to a stoned soul picnic.
There'll be trained opossum (There'll be trained opossum)
There'll be trains of music (There'll be music)
There'll be trains of trust, trains of Laudenberg
Lautenberg, oh, sweet trains of sun, surry on down
There'll be trains of blossoms (There'll be trains of blossoms)
There'll be trains of music (There'll be music)
There'll be trains of trust, trains of golden dust
Come along and surry on, sweet trains of thought, surry on down
There'll be trains of balsam.
There'll be trains of blossoms.
There'll be trains of possums
There'll be chains upon them
There'll be trains of blossoms
There'll be trains of blossoms
There'll be trains of possums.
There'll be trains of possums.
There'll be trains of blossoms.
There'll be trains of blossoms.
There'll be trains of truss
There'll be trains of trust
There'll be trays of possum,
There'll be trays of possum.
There'll be trains of blossoms.
There'll be trains of blossoms.
We'll gather honey, sassafras and moonshine, moonshine.
Red yellow honey, sassafras and moonshine, moonshine.