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Be ambition free
or
The ambition's free
or
The old pigeon's free
The admission's free
Each inner feeling.
Eat, drink, and be merry.
Each inner feelings.
Eat, drink and be merry.
Easy to be with
Eat, drink and be merry
Eat cake and pee in bed.
Eat, drink and be merry.
Eat some chocolate cake and come along with me.
Eat, drink, and be merry. Come along with me.
Eat, drink and be Mary
Eat, drink and be merry
Egypt will feel it.
Eat, drink and be merry.
Egypt'll fill it.
Eat, drink, and be merry.
Eve can't you feel it?
Come along with me.
Eat, drink, and be merry.
Come along with me.
He can't complete me.
Eat, drink, and be merry.
I'd like to sing about all the things
That Iron Mike had seen
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your idle mind can see
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
I'd like to thank you 40 years
I'd like to thank you for the year
It's a mission spree
The admission's free
Sad, sad-sad Christmas
Step into Christmas
Send it for Christmas, the remission's free
or
Save it for Christmas, the remission's free
Step into Christmas, the admission's free
September Christmas, September Christmas
People wanna go to the 7-11
Step into Christmas, step into Christmas
People watchin' snow forever and ever.
September Christmas, September Christmas
People walkin' slow forever and ever.
Step into Christmas, step into Christmas
People watchin' snow forever and ever.
September Christmas
Be a fish on a spree.
or
Be a fish on a tree.
Step into Christmas
The admission is free.
Sex books for Christmas
Step into Christmas
So I'm sendin' you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to have new hair
So I'm sendin' you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to have you here
So hop aboard the turd table
So hop aboard this turntable
So hop aboard the turkey boat.
So hop aboard the turntable.
So hop aboard this turkey bowl
So hop aboard this turntable
So hop above that dirty boy
So hop above the turntable
Step into Christmas,
Efficiently
Step into Christmas,
The admission's free
Step into Christmas
Be a Christmas tree.
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
Step into Christmas
Be emissions free.
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
Step into Christmas
Bring your bichon frise.
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
Step into Christmas
Where the fish are free.
Step into Christmas
The admission is free.
Step into Preakness
Step into Christmas
Step into reading
With permission free
Step into Christmas
The admission's free
Step on the Christians
Step into Christmas
Still into Christmas
Step into Christmas
Take care in all you do next year
And kids smiling through the daze
Take care in all you do next year
And keep smiling through the days
The adventure's free
The admission's free
The permission's free
The admission's free
There comes Christmas
Step into Christmas
We could not snow forever and ever
We could watch the snow fall forever and ever
We could wash the snow forever and ever
We could watch the snow fall forever and ever
We could watch the sofa forever and ever
We could watch the snow fall forever and ever
Welcome to my Christmas dung, I've held it in throughout the year
Welcome to my Christmas song, I'd like to thank you for the year
Welcome to my Christmas farts, I'd like to thank you for the beer
Welcome to my Christmas song, I'd like to thank you for the year
Welcome to my Christmas song,
You'll hear it fifty times this year.
Welcome to my Christmas song,
I'd like to thank you for the year.
Welcome to my Christmas song
I've been gay throughout the year
Welcome to my Christmas song
I'd like to thank you for the year