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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Step Into Christmas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be ambition free
or
The ambition's free
or
The old pigeon's free
Original Lyrics:
The admission's free
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Each inner feeling.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Each inner feelings.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy to be with
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat cake and pee in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat some chocolate cake and come along with me.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry. Come along with me.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be Mary
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Egypt will feel it.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Egypt'll fill it.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eve can't you feel it?
Come along with me.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
Come along with me.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
He can't complete me.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to sing about all the things
That Iron Mike had seen
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your idle mind can see
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to thank you 40 years
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to thank you for the year
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a mission spree
Original Lyrics:
The admission's free
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad, sad-sad Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send it for Christmas, the remission's free
or
Save it for Christmas, the remission's free
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas, the admission's free
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
September Christmas, September Christmas
People wanna go to the 7-11
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas, step into Christmas
People watchin' snow forever and ever.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
September Christmas, September Christmas
People walkin' slow forever and ever.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas, step into Christmas
People watchin' snow forever and ever.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
September Christmas
Be a fish on a spree.
or
Be a fish on a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission is free.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex books for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm sendin' you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to have new hair
Original Lyrics:
So I'm sendin' you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to have you here
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop aboard the turd table
Original Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turntable
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop aboard the turkey boat.
Original Lyrics:
So hop aboard the turntable.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turkey bowl
Original Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turntable
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop above that dirty boy
Original Lyrics:
So hop above the turntable
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas,
Efficiently
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas,
The admission's free
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Be a Christmas tree.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Be emissions free.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Bring your bichon frise.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Where the fish are free.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission is free.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Preakness
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into reading
With permission free
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step on the Christians
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still into Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take care in all you do next year
And kids smiling through the daze
Original Lyrics:
Take care in all you do next year
And keep smiling through the days
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
The adventure's free
Original Lyrics:
The admission's free
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
The permission's free
Original Lyrics:
The admission's free
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
There comes Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could not snow forever and ever
Original Lyrics:
We could watch the snow fall forever and ever
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could wash the snow forever and ever
Original Lyrics:
We could watch the snow fall forever and ever
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could watch the sofa forever and ever
Original Lyrics:
We could watch the snow fall forever and ever
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas dung, I've held it in throughout the year
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas song, I'd like to thank you for the year
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas farts, I'd like to thank you for the beer
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas song, I'd like to thank you for the year
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas song,
You'll hear it fifty times this year.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas song,
I'd like to thank you for the year.
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas song
I've been gay throughout the year
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas song
I'd like to thank you for the year

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