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Ah ha ha ha stakes on the line stakes on the line
Ah ha ha ha stakes on the line
Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' alive
Ah ha ha ha stayin' alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stena Line, Stena Line
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, cheese and chive, cheese and chive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stabilize!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stinking alive, stinking alive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stapler, stapler
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stay in the light, stay in the light.
Ah, ha, ha, ha
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Weighting a pie.
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stay in a line, stay in a line.
Ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Spendin' the night, spendin' the night.
Ah, ha, ha, ha
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ain't goin' nowhere, somebody out there
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
And it's all around
It's okay
You may lose the underwear.
And now it's all right
It's okay
And you may look the other way.
And now it's alive, it's a kink
But you may look at other men
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The New York Times' our paper, man
And now it's alright, it's okay
And you may look the other way
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And you can look the other way
We can try to understand The New York Times - have they gone mad?
And you may look the other way
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And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand, live your life like techno-man
And you may look the other way
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Baby, you can tell by the way I talk that I'm not a man
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man
Baking a fly
Baking a fly
Staying alive
Staying alive
Beavis says you're freaky and everybody's shaky
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'.
Blah, blah, blah, blah
Stay in the light!
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive!
But now, I get love and I can't hide,
As if I can't get in, I've never tried.
As the week goes past I'm on my shoes
Well, now, I get low and I get high,
And if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
Just can't hear "Well, now, I get low and I get high, And if I can't get either, I really try." in the song no matter how many times I play it!
But there ain't no dandruff on my shoes.
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.
Chicken delight, chicken delight
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Cinema, Cinema
Staying alive, Staying alive
Every chick is breakin' it, everybody shakin' it
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
I'm-a stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Everybody on the couch
Everybody in the house
A rap cover of the Bee Gees' 1977 hit, albeit with different lyrics (except for the key part of the chorus).
Everybody's shakin' and everybody's bacon
And were stayin' alive stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And were stayin' alive, stayin' alive
I know this can't be right but it sounds right.
F***in' alive
Stayin' alive
Feel the city bakin' and everybody's takin'.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'.
Feel the city breakin' and every butt is shaking.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'.
Feel the city breakin' and everyone is shaken -
Gotta stay in the lab, stay in the lab.
Feel the city breakin' and everything is shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Gay Asian pride
Stayin' alive
Get wrong with the fever on the dance floor
Get rolled with the fever on the dance floor
Gonna wake up in another's shoes
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.
Got a blue suede candle on my shoes
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes
Got a wake-up panther on my shoe.
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.
Got a week-old handle for my shoes
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.
Got a week-old linen in my shoes.
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.
Got the week-old paper on my shoes
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.
Got the wink of Heaven on my shoes.
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, insane asylum, insane asylum
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Hah, hah, hah, hah, potato might, potato might
Ha ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
He's taking a nap, taking a nap
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Hey there, bra!
Hey now, ya!
He’s taking a nap taking a nap
Staying alive
Staying alive
Hot, hot, hot, hot, potato night, potato night.
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Hot, hot, hot, hot
Stay the night, stay the night.
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
I'll let you see another gay.
I'll live to see another day.
I'm goin' nowhere, somebody help me. Somebody help the air
Life goin' nowhere Somebody help me, somebody help me, yeah.
I'm goin' nowhere; somebody have to care.
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
I'm goin' nowhere
Somebody had a plan, somebody had a plan.
Life goin' nowhere
Somebody help me, somebody help me, yeah.
I'm goin' nowhere
Somebody help me, somebody help me dance.
Life goin' nowhere
Somebody help me, somebody help me, yeah.
I'm goin' nowhere
Somebody help me there.
Life goin' nowhere
Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' high.
Stayin' alive
If you need love from Willy Wonka
Then you needed the rest when I was born.
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born.
Inner city drinkin' and everybody shakin',
I'm-a stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
I'm-a stayin' alive, stayin' alive
It's all right in Biscayne Bay.
It's all right, it's O.K.
It's alright, it's okay
I'll let you see another gay.
It's alright, it's okay
I'll let you see another day.
It's okay if you make love the other way
It's okay and you may look the other way
I’m going nowhere; somebody help me get there
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I used to think what I’d heard really didn’t make a lot of sense.
Let go in Norway
Life going nowhere
Living a lie
Stayin' alive
Mick is so cool.
Stayin' alive
Music cities breakin
and everybody's shakin'
Feel the city breakin'
and ev'rybody shakin'.
Music loud and Willy Wonka
Been kicked around since I was born.
or
Music loud and women worm
I've been kicked around since I born.
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born.
Music love and Willy Wonka Been kicked around since I was drunk.
Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born.
Music, city's shakin' up, everybody's breakin' up
But stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
I'm-a stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
New York City breakin' and ev'rybody shakin'.
Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin'.
New York City breakin' and everybody shakin', have potato night, potato night.
Ha ha ha ha, potato night, potato night.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ha ha ha ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
New York City breakin' and everybody shakin'
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'.
New York City's freakin' and everbody's shriekin'
over stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody's shakin'
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
New York Times front paper man
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New York Times has a begger man.
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New York Yankees baseball bat
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New York has a baseball game
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Nine to five
Stayin' alive
Not going nowhere
Life going nowhere
Oh we get high, can't understand
The New York Times have it, oh man!
Or we can try to understand
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On the weekend, I've got longer shoes.
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.
Or we can try to understand
the New York Times and take all day
Or we can try to understand
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Or we can try to understand
The New York Times newspaper man.
Or we can try to understand
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Parody Nights
Stayin' alive
Pig in a sty, pig in a sty.
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Pig in the light
Stayin' alive
Quiero five guys dame five guys
Stayin' alive stayin' alive
Radio City breakin'
Feel the city breakin'
As in Radio City Music Hall, an entertainment venue in New York City.
Remove your ties - offend the mayor.
The New York Times' effect on man.
River city's breakin' and everybody's shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody's shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Saturday night, Saturday night
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Say it aloud.
Stayin' alive.
Seeing knifes
Stayin' alive
Shake it tonight.
Stayin' alive
Shakin' a pie.
Stayin' alive
Shiena-lac, Shiena-lac!
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Since I am the only one
N-Trance, I'm the only one
Sing in the Bath, Sing in the Bath
Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive
Singin' alive
Stayin' alive
Slayin' a tribe
Stayin' alive
Slayin' beehives
or
Slappin' behinds
Stayin' alive
Slayin' the jive
Stayin' alive
So do yourself a favor man
The New York Times' effect on man
So grab yourself a beer
So grab yourself a beard
Somebody has to care
Somebody help me, yeah
Somebody help me girl
Somebody help me, yeah
Spraining a jive
Stayin' alive
Stabilize, stabilize!
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Stable eye, stable eye
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Stagila-vie
Stayin' alive
Startin' to drive.
Stayin' alive.
Stay in a line, stay in a line!
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Stay in a line
Stayin' alive
Stay in the lab,
Stay in the lab!
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Sick of the night
or
Stay in the light, stay in the light..ah ah ah ah..stay in the light...
or
Stay in the light, stay in the light..ah ah ah ah..stay in the light...
Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive..
Stay in the light, stay in the light
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Stay in the light.
Stayin' alive
Stay in the lines.
Stayin' alive.
Stay in the lines.
Stayin' alive.
Stay in the lines.
Stayin' alive
Stay in the lines
Staying alive
Stay the light, stay the light.
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Stay the night.
Staying alive
Stay tonight.
Staying alive.
Stay up all night.
Stayin' alive
Stayin alight
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' a liar, stayin' a liar.
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Stayin' high
Stayin' alive
Stayin' the night, staying the night
or
Seventy-five, seventy-five
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Steady the lights.
Stayin' alive
Steak and a knife
Stayin' alive
Steak in the night, steak in the night.
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Stennie the Lad, Stennie the Lad!
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Stick in your eye.
Stayin' alive
Sting 'em alive
Stayin' alive
Swayin' hive
Stayin' alive
Swearing to God, swearing to God
ah ah ah ah - swearing to God
Staying alive, staying alive
ah ah ah ah - staying alive
Table 5, table 5
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
The New York Times are bankrupt, man.
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The New York Times can kill a man.
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The New York Times don't make no man.
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The New York Times just ain't my fan
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The New York Times or Midmar Dam
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The New York Times' are a paper to me.
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The New York Times' the paper, man
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The New York Times, my paper, man.
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The New York Times, our paper man
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The New York times don't make no band.
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The New York times the paper man
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There's a week of dancing on my shoes.
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.
Thingamabob, thingamabob
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Tube steak chicken and everybody's shakin' it.
Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin'.
Uh uh uh uh swearing to God, swearing to God
Uh uh uh uh swearing to God! Oh, yeah!
Uh uh uh uh stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Uh uh uh uh stayin' aliiii-hiii-iii-iiive! Oh, yeah!
Uh-uh-uh-uh, Stablize
Ah-ha-ha-ha, Stayin' alive
Using love to keep me warm
I've been kicked around since I was born
And now it's all right, I'm okay
And you can look the other way
We can't try to understand
The New York Times - a paper, man!
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a lover
...
Well now, I get love and I can't hide
And if I can't get in, I never try
As the weekend comes I'm on my shoes
I'm a dancing man, and I just can't lose
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born
And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may look the other way
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Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
...
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either, I really try
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancing man, and I just can't lose
Ven a bailar, ven a bailar
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
As you can tell, English is not my first language!
We can never understand
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We can try 2 undressed man
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We can try to understand and do your best to pay the rent.
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We can try to understand just do your tango, Mango Man.
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I ain't no kind of dance hall man.
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If you find the paperman.
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That New York has the baseball fans.
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The New York Times don't take no ads.
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The New York problem baseball band
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The New York Times and make romance.
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The New York Times don't bake no band.
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The New York Times wants a tampon man.
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The New York Times' my paper, man
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or
We can try, to understand, the New York Times of every land
or
We can try to end this, man, New York bites us in the end
or
We can try- what is that? New York has the baseball hams
or
We can try, on this thing the New York Times can make you sing
or
We can try, on this thing the New York Times can make you sing
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We can't try, to understand
The New York Times' don't pay my rent.
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We took a PG slip
We took a Bee Gees slip
Weekend tryst,
One night stand
In New York tryin' to make a break
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Weekend trysts and one night stands
The New York guys will make our beds
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Well I can't get up, I can't get high
And I can't get in, but I really tried
Gotta two-way buckle on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man, and I just can't lose.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
Well I'm going nowhere, somebody help me.
Life going nowhere, somebody help me.
Well Jimmy did you tell me you're a heeby or a geeby?
stayin' ailve stayn' alive
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Well you can tell by the way I do my walk,
I'm a homeless man, no time to talk
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Well you can tell by the way I lose my watch
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Music high and can't get in
And can't get old 'cause I was born.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born.
Well you can tell by the way I use my voice
or
Well you can tell by the way I lose my voice
or
Well you can tell by the way I move my voice
or
Well you can tell by the way I move my voice
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a womans man, no time to talk
Music Love, friendly walk
Been kicked around since I was born...
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Baby you're a brother, a wife or you're a mother
You're stayin' alive Stayin' Alive
People say you're drinkin' and everybody's shakin but you're stayin alive stayin alive..
Well I can't give love and I can't try
But if I can't get in, the feelin strife
Of a week I cannot know my shoes
I'm a dancin man, and I just can't lose
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born...
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Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high,
and if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman, man go climb the clock.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Well you can tell right away I abuse my clock
I'm a woman, man go climb the rock.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my dong
I'm a woman's man, no time, so long.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my voice
I am not a man, no time to talk.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a covered man, no time to talk
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I don't wanna spend no time to talk.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Wendy you're a mother
Oh, Wendy you're a mother
You're stayin' alive.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive.
Whether you're a Brother
or whether you're a Rabbi
you're Stayin' Alive
Whether you're a Brother
or whether you're a mother
you're Stayin' Alive
Whether you're a brother or whether you're another
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
The correct lyric is lame by comparison.
Whether you're a bugger or whether your a lover
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
Whether you're a mother or whether you're a f***er
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
Whether you're a mother or whether you're a mummy
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
Why can't you understand
The New York type of man I am?
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With a week-old paper on my shoes.
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.
Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah,
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
You can tell by the way I do my thing, I was born this way, long time ago
Baby, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man.
You can tell by the way I use my Wok
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
You can tell by the way I use my moves
That I'm almost man, no time to talk.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
You can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a walrus man, no time to walk!
You can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk!
You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, in no time at all.
You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
You can tell by the way I walk, I talk
About a woman's man.
Baby, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man.
You can tell by the way I walk
I'm a woman-man, no time to talk.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
You can tell the way I use my walk,
I'm a walrus man-no time to talk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
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The New York Times were made for a man
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The New York Time's our paper, man.
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You can't try to understand a New York type of dago man
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You didn't see me break in and everybody shake in.
Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin'.
You got Jekyll and Hyde
You got to run and hide
You may love the women more
But they need to rest since I was born.
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born.
You seem loud, women won't whip me around since I was born.
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born.
You're not goin' nowhere,
Somebody has a care
Life goin' nowhere
Somebody help me, somebody help me, yeah.
but the weasel's wearin' on my shoes
Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.
Everybody in the halls
Everybody in the house
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The New York Times or People mag
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Mag is short for magazine - hence, People magazine.