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At weekends we'd go dancing
Downstairs, all of us
An' weekends we'd go dancing
Down Streatham on the bus
Claimed he pulled a knife
Playing pool all night
Go on a drinking spree
Hit the wrong guy
Each of you get free
Years a wastin'.
Go on a nicking spree
Hit the wrong guy
Each of you get three
Years in Brixton.
With the Cockney accent, 'three' sounds like 'free'.
Go on, the necking's free
Go on a nicking spree
I did my very best to (waahh??)
How bad things were
It's good to talk
I did my very best to write
How was butlins?
Were the screws too tight?
Never took no sh!t from no one, we were fools
Never took no sh!t from no one, we weren't fools
Play me pool all night
Smoky Memphis
Play me pool all night
Smoking menthols
Was it breath at stake?
Was it worth the steak?
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