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Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
Am I stamen stew
Am I standing still
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
Am I standing still
Behind a duck in the sky?
Am I standing still
Beneath the darkened sky?
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
And out of the corner of my eye,
was that your ass in the pie?
And out of the corner of my eye,
was that you passing me by?
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
But am I seven pills?
But am I standing still?
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
But am I seven still?
But am I standing still?
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
But am I skating still?
But am I standing still?
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
Cutting through the darkest night is a two-headed lice.
Cutting through the darkest night are my two headlights.
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
Cutting through the darkest night of my two-haired life.
Cutting through the darkest night are my two headlights.
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
I roll Owen Nolan.
I roll the window down.
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
Sweet sorrow hasn't got tomorrow.
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
Sweet sorrow is he God tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow is he God tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
Sweet sorrow is the goal tomorrow.
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
Sweet sorrow, He's the gull tomorrow
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
Sweet sorrow, is he gone tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
Sweet sorrow, is it gone tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow, is it gone tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
There's a Dannon to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.
There's a dead end to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
There's a dead end tamale,
there's a burning bush to my right.
There's a dead end to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
Theres a dad and some olives.
Theres a dead end to my left.
Jewel's,
"Standing Still"
Was that you, handsome Levi?
Was that you passing me by?