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Carry a combust to help you long
Carry a compass to help you along
Carry uncle purse to help you wrong
Carry a compass to help you along
Carry with no bus to help you along
Carry a compass to help you along
Don't think about direction
Wonder why you have it now.
Now think about direction
Wonder why you haven't now.
For bushes and trees, the trees would be fallen
If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling
Ham in the place where you live
Now try pork.
Stand in the place where you live
Now face north.
If bushes were trees, the trees would be falling.
If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling.
If bushes were trees
The trees would be falling.
If wishes were trees
The trees would be falling.
If you are a few
If you are confused
If you are abused
If you are confused
If you are confused, check with this song
If you are confused, check with the sun
Let's face Morph
Now face Les
Now face north
Now face west
Life is more
Now face north
Meryl Streep, children sleep.
Mothers weep, children sleep.
Now K-Swiss
Now face West.
Now face more
Now face less
Now face north
Now face west
Now stand in the place where you were
Now stand in the place where you work
Now think about your ex and
Wonder why you're havin' none.
Now think about direction
Wonder why you haven't now.
One that's done all the things you said I could do
One that's done all the things you set out to do
Sand in the place where you live
...
Sand in the place where you work
...
Sand in the place where you are
Stand in the place where you live
...
Stand in the place where you work
...
Stand in the place where you are
A completely pointless, tuneless song. At least my lyrics make it humorous!
Stand in the face that you wore
Stand in the place that you were
Stand in the flesh-eating worm, now fang nose.
Stand in the place where you work, now face west.
Stand in the place that you won't
Stand in the place that you were
Stand in the place where you live.
Think about erection,
wonder why you haven't before.
Stand in the place where you live.
Think about direction,
wonder why you haven't before.
Stand in the place where you were
Stand in the place where you work
Stare in the place that you were
Stand in the place where you were
The bushes and trees, the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, the season is calm.
If wishes were trees the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, season is calling.
The bushes of trees, the trees would be falling.
If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling.
The bushes with trees, the trees would be falling
If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling
The end-center is getting harder.
The answers are getting harder.
The trees would have pollen
The trees would be falling
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't been born.
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't before.
Think about erection, wonder why you haven't.
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't.
Think about erection
Think about direction
Think about potential
Think about direction
Think about protection
Think about direction
Think about protection
Think about direction
We are going to pee on the ground.
Your feet are going to be on the ground.
Your feet are going to be underground
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your hair is there to move you around
Your head is there to move you around
Come on down and eat your makeup
or
Come on down and meet Jamaica
or
Come on down and meet Jamaica
Come on down and meet your maker
Worn out cocktail boots
Worn out cowboy boots