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'cause you know sometimes words have no meaning
'cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
All that clitoris is gold.
All that glitters is gold.
An' dere's a wino down the road.
And as we wind on down the road.
And as I wind on down the road
I sure was stronger than I thought
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
And as we all go down the road
The shadows taller than they show
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines like light and wants to know
How everything still turns to goo
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where one are all and all is one
To be a rock and on a roll.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And as we whine on down the road
And as we wind on down the road
And as we wind on down the road
I shat a stone and I shall roll
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
And as we wind on down the road
Our song is all I really know
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines like light and wants to know
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you a lot
Where one are all and all is one
To be a rock and not to roam
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen we're at heart
The Jew will come to you at last
When all I wanted was is gold
To be lost and not know.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen we're at heart
The Jew will come to you at last
When all I wanted was is gold
To be lost and not know.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows(,) taller than I was told
There walks a lady we all know
Who shine white light and wants to show
Howe everything still turns to (gold/stone)
And if you listen very hard
Then doom will come (or taunt) to/at you at last
One all are one and one is all
To be a rock, and not to roll
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
And as we wind on down the road
I should have stolen and I stole.
As we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
And as we wind on down the road
I should have stolen our soul.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
And as we wind on down the road
I should've known I should've told
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen what she's told
The truth will ponder you alone
When all is one and one is all
To feel wrong and natural.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And as we wine on down the road
I should have stole but then I sold.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
And as we're walking down the road
Our shadows taller than our scones.
As we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
And as you walk on down the road...
And as we wind on down the road...
And every wino down the road
And as we wind on down the road
And every wino down the road
And as we wind on down the road
And if you listen very hard
The Jew will bother you alot
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
And if you listen very hard
The truth will bother you a lot
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
And if you listen very hard
The truth will come to you a lot
Where all is one and one is all
To be a rock and after all!
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And if you whistle very hard
The Jew will come to you along.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
And it's (a) whisper that soothes, if we all call the troops
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the Jew
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
And it's whispered that soon if we saw Walt Tkazcuk.
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune.
Tkazcuk was a player on the New York Rangers in the 1980's (*after* this song was made).
And it's whispered that soon,
if we all call the jews,
then the bible will lead us to reason
And it's whispered that soon,
if we all call the tune,
then the piper will lead us to reason
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the jews
or
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the truce
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the Jews
And the piper will lead us Theresa.
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
And the piper will lead us to reason.
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the june
And the piper will lead us to reason.
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
And the piper will lead us to reason.
And it's whispered that soothes
If we all call the jude
Then the Bible will lead us to reason.
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And my spirit is crying for leg room
And my spirit is crying for leaving
And she climbing a stairway to Heaven.
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven.
And she's buying a stereo, Kevin.
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven.
And she's flying a stairway to heaven
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
And the Bible will lead us to reason
And the piper will lead us to reason
And the viper will read our new reason
And the piper will lead us to reason
And there's Bill Wyman down the road.
And as we wind on down the road
Bill Wyman, as some of you may know, is the former bass player for the Rolling Stones.
And there's a Wiley down the road
And as we wind on down the road
And there's a rhino down the road.
And as we wind on down the road.
And there's a whiner down the road.
As we wind on down the road
And there's a whino down the road...
And as we wind on down the road
And there's a wine on down the road.
And as we wind on down the road
And there's a winehouse down the road
And as we wind on down the road
And there's a wino down the road,
I should've stole his Oreos
And as we wind on down the road,
our shadows taller than our souls
And there's a wino down the road.
And as we wind on down the road.
And there's a wino down the road
Who showed us all that I have heard
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen very hard
The thruth will come to you at last
When all is one and one is all
To be a rock and not to know.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
And there's a wino down the road
And as we wind on down the road
And there's a wino down the road
And as we wind on down the road
And there's a wombat down the road.
And as we wind on down the road.
Are shadows stronger than I sewed?
Our shadows taller than our souls
Claim up way up high.
Climb up way up high.
Everyone went down the road.
And as we wind on down the road
Following the stairway to heaven
Buying the stairway to heaven
Here comes the white horse down the road
And as we wind on down the road
How everything still turns to dope
How everything still turns to gold
I should have stolen a hot stone.
Our shadows taller than our souls.
I should've stolen what I sold?
or
I should've stolen what I stole
or
I should've stolen what I stole
How everything still turns to gold
If there are busses in your hedgerow,
just call your lawnman
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now.
If there's a bus all in your hedgerow don't be a lawman
It's just a sprinkling for the baked weed.
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
If there's a bus or plane out of here, won't you let me know?
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
If there's a bus stop in your headphones
Don't be alarmed now.
If there's a bustle in your hedgegrow
Don't be alarmed now.
If there's a bus-run in your hedgehog
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
If there's a bust down in your hetro, don't be a lawman.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
If there's a bustle and you hustle
And there's the lawman
It's just a speaking of the ween Queen
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
If there's a bustle in your bedroom
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
If there's a bustle in your head now
Don't be alarmed now.
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now.
If there's a bustle in your hedgehog, don't be a lawman
It's just a sprinkling for the May Queen.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be along now.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be a lawman.
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
don't be alarmed now
it's just a sprinkling for the May Queen
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
don't be alarmed now
it's just a spring clean for the May Queen
If there's a bustlin' group of hedgehogs
Get it on now.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now.
If there's a butthole in your bedroom, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
If there's a buzz all in your head now, don't be alarmed
It's just a sprinkling for the making.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
If there's a hustle with your hedgehog, don't be a lawman.
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
If there's a muscle in your head loose,
you'll be a lawman
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now
If there's a muscle in your headroom, don't be alone now.
It's just a sprinkling for the bakery.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
If there's a muscle in your hedgehog
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
If there's a penis in your mum's mouth, don't be alarmed now
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
If there's a pretzel in your hair, Joe
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow
If there's a rustle in your hedgehog, you'll be alone then,
But that's just a sprinkling from the Baked queen...
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring cleaning for the May queen...
If there's a rustle in your hedgerow
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
If we all call the Jew
If we all call the tune
If we all call the June
If we all call the tune
Is there's a muscle in your head, Joe?
or
Is there a rustle in your hedgerow?
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow.
It's just a sprinkling for the bakery.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
It's just a sprinkling for the maid queen.
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
It's just a sprinkling for the main queen.
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
It's just a sprinkling for the making.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
It's just a sprinkly for the Bay Quee
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
It's just a sprinkly for the May queen.
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
I'm not the one who misheard it; I got the line from a woman on an Amazon chat-list (Song Lyric Tag) who posted the line, apparently thinking that was the right wording.
It's just the sprinkling for the maid queen.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
It's left strictly for the maid to clean.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Mary walks - the lady we all know.
There walks a lady we all know.
Our chapped toes taller than a rose.
Our shadows taller than our souls
Our shadows taller than arseholes
Our shadows taller than our souls
S*at on a toad whose eyes were sowed
Our shadows taller than our souls
The Bible will lead us to reason
The Piper will lead s to reason
The Jew will bother you alot
The tune will come to you at last
The Jew will hondel you at last.
The tune will come to you at last.
'Hondel' is to haggle in Yiddish.
The piper's rolling you a joint here
The piper's calling you to join him
Then she will come to you at last.
The tune will come to you at last.
Then the fire crew will lead us to reason.
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
There are tuba's you can go buy
There are two paths you can go by
There are two pads you can go buy.
There are two paths you can go by.
There's a lady ashore, all that glitters is gold.
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold.
There's a lady who's sure all her glitter is gold
or
There's a lady who's short and her guitar is gold
or
There's a lady who's short and her guitar is gold
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
There's a lady who's sure,
that her clitoris is gold
There's a lady who's sure,
all that glitters is gold
There's a lady who's sure
A lick letter is go.
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold.
There's a lady who's sure
All that beer buzz is sore.
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold.
There's a tooth bad you can go buy.
There are two paths you can go by
There's a wino down the road
I should have stolen that old sword
As we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There's still time to change the road, Jauron
There's still time to change the road you're on
There's still time to change the road, John.
There's still time to change the road you're on.
There's still time to change the rope, you know
There's still time to change the road you're on
To be a rock, a natural
To be a rock and not to roll
To be a rock, and not a roll.
To be a rock, and not to roll.
When she gets there she knows
if the bars are all closed
When she gets there she knows
if the stores are all closed.
When she gets there she knows
It restores our old clothes.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed.
You be a rock and I throw you.
To be a rock and not to roll.
You'll see a rock and that's the road
To be a rock and not to roll
Your head is head mid-air and it won't grow.
Your head is humming and it won't go.
Your head is hung mid-air and it won't grow.
Your head is humming and it won't go.
And as we wind on down the road
I should have stolen when I sold
There was a lady we all know
Who shines a light and wants it so
And when the leaves all turn to gold
And if you listen very hard
The truth will bother you a lot
When one is one and one is old, yeah
To be a rock and not to roll
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And as we wind on down the road
My, she was taller than I thought
There walks a lady we all know
Whose chains are light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
Then she will ponder you alone
That woman wouldn't know, yeah
To be a rock, and not to roll.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And he’s trying to stay away from heaven
And he’s buying a stairway to heaven
And if you hustle down with the bard
And if you listen really hard
And if you listen very hard
The Jew will conquer you a lot
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the Jews
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
And she's borrowing a stairway to heaven
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And she's bothering to stay away from heaven
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And she's buying a spare rib to heaven
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And she's buying the stairway to have fun.
And she's buying the stairway to heaven.
And she's dying to stay away from Helen
And she's buying a Stairway to Heaven
And she's dying to stay away from heaven
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And she's dying to stay away from heaven
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And the florist will anger with laughter
And the forest will echo with laughter
And the voices of those who stand lonely
And the voices of those who stand looking
And there's a wino down the road;
It was a lady we all know.
And as we wind on down the road,
There walks a lady we all know.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be a law man
It's just a sprinkling for the pastry
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed, now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
If there's a rustle in your head now...
Don't be alarmed now...
It's just a sprinkling for the Made Queen..
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
If we all call the jewel
If we all call the tune
In a dream, buy the book
In a tree by the brook
In a tree, buy the book
In a tree by the brook
It makes me wander
It makes me wonder
Makes me wander
Makes me wonder
Then the Pie Bird will lead us to reason
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
There walks a lady we don't know
There walks a lady we all know
There walks a maiden we all know
There walks a lady we all know
To be a rock and out to war
To be a rock and not a roll
To be a wok and not an egg roll
To be a rock and not to roll
Up high to the highest store
I'll climb to the highest star
Way up high where the Boohbahs fly
Way up high where the bluebirds fly
Boohbah is a British children's television series.
if theres a bustle in your hedgehog don't be a lawman
if there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now