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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> S -> Slow
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Slow that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Collective Soul's, "Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glimpses of beef-butchery, all that you never could show.
Original Lyrics:
Glimpses of peace portray all that you never could show.
My Bloody Valentine's, "Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a so-so, so-so-Fuck!
Original Lyrics:
Just a slow, slow, slow, slow-Suck!
Professional Murder Music's, "Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me to black, a tick my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Pounding me to black, I take my eyes
Kylie Minogue's, "Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor f***ers close up you and me.
Original Lyrics:
Pull focus close up you and me.
Kylie Minogue's, "Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor f**kers closer you and me
Original Lyrics:
Put focus close up you and me
Kylie Minogue's, "Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull f***ers closer you and me.
Original Lyrics:
Pull focus close up you and me.
Kylie Minogue's, "Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I put my mattress on
Boy I was so right.
Boy I was so right.
Original Lyrics:
So I put my best dress on
Boy I was so right.
Boy I was so right.
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