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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Simply The Best that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Give me a lifetime of trousers and a world of jeans.
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams.
I stomped on your heart
I'm stuck on your heart
I stuffed up your heart.
I'm stuck on your heart.
See the lifetime of prozzies and a world of dreams
See the lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
See the lifetime trousers and a world of vains
See the lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
You walk away with my towel and my soap.
You walked away with my heart and my soul.
You're simply the best
Better than an orange rest
You're simply the best
You're better than all the rest
You're simply the pest
You're simply the best
Give me a lifetime of ponces and a world of dreams.
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams.
I stomp on your heart
I hate on every word you say
I'm stuck on your heart
I wait on every word you say
You're simply the best
You're better than Nazareth
You're simply the best
You're better than all the rest
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