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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Show Must Go On that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Leo Sayer's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, although I toast this lonely life
It seems it's strange with me now
All the world men - big cigars, gigantic cars
They're all laughing at me now
...
Baby, there's an enormous crowd of people
And they're all laughin', laugh, laugh
Original Lyrics:
Baby, although I chose this lonely life
It seems it's strangling me now
All the wild men, big cigars, gigantic cars
They're all laughing at me now
...
Baby, there's an enormous crowd of people
And they're all after my blood
Much prefer my lyrics
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind the cupcakes
Original Lyrics:
Behind the curtain
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Inside in the dark, I'm naked, sugar-free
Original Lyrics:
But Inside in the dark, I'm aching to be free
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But inside in the dark, I'm naked, sugar-free
Original Lyrics:
But inside in the dark, I'm aching to be free
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Empty spaces - what are we looking for?
Original Lyrics:
Empty spaces - what are we living for?
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even the dawn can't make it sugar free
Original Lyrics:
Inside the dark, I'm aching to be free
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fairy tales are here to stay
Original Lyrics:
Fairy tales of yesterday
Three Dog Night's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Far away from this masturbation
Original Lyrics:
Far away from this masquerade
Three Dog Night's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me stay awake
Original Lyrics:
Help me get away
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly, we are my friends
Original Lyrics:
I can fly, my friends
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly, you are my friend
Original Lyrics:
I can fly, my friends
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I'm learning
I must be woman now.
Original Lyrics:
I guess I'm learning
I must be warmer now.
Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the drill, I'll on the pill.
Original Lyrics:
I'll top the bill, I'll overkill.
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I must be warm enough
Original Lyrics:
I must be warmer now
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll face it with a grip, I'm never given up
Original Lyrics:
I'll face it with a grin, I'm never giving in
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll face it with a grip, I'm never giving it
Original Lyrics:
I'll face it with a grin, I'm never giving in
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll face it with a grip
Original Lyrics:
I'll face it with a grin
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll go again
Original Lyrics:
I'll overkill
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm over here
or
I'm over there
Original Lyrics:
I'll overkill
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Gacha Life
Original Lyrics:
In the pantomime
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
In these pants of mine
Original Lyrics:
In the pantomime
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe must go on
Original Lyrics:
The show must go on
Three Dog Night's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me as I fly a jet
Far away from this masquerade
Original Lyrics:
Leave me outside my address
Far away from this masquerade
Three Dog Night's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me as I fly a jet far away from this masquerade
Original Lyrics:
Leave me outside my address far away from this masquerade
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
My makeup may be fake
Original Lyrics:
My makeup may be flaking
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
My makeup may be faking
Original Lyrics:
My makeup may be flaking
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
On with the shawl
Original Lyrics:
On with the show
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
On with the snow
Original Lyrics:
On with the show
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside my heart is making
The makeup that is faking
On my smile that still stays on.
Original Lyrics:
Inside my heart is braking
My makeup may be flaking
But my smile still stays on.
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overnight
Original Lyrics:
Hold the line
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiger tales of yesterday
or
Tiger tails of yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Fairy tales of yesterday
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will grope but never die
Original Lyrics:
Will grow but never die
Queen's, "The Show Must Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must go home.
Original Lyrics:
Show must go on.

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