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And no one to relate to 'cept the sheep
And no one to relate to 'cept the sea
And no one to relate to 'cept the sheets
And no one to relate to 'cept the sea
And no one to relate to, fettuccine
And no one to relate to except the sea
And no one to relate to, save the sea
And no one to relate to 'cept the sea
And someone calls a cop, and I submerge.
When someone drops a cup, and I submerge.
Come on Jew, show me the way!
I want you to show me the way.
I wondered if he meant "Come on Jew, show me the way [to getting rich]. I knew that couldn't possibly be the case, but thank God for sites like this that clear it up!
Come on chew shove it away
I want you to show me the way
Homo Jew to show me the way.
I want you to show me the way.
Homo jew show me the way
I want you to show me the way
I can't see no reason
For living on your nuts.
I can see no reason
You living on your nerves
I want a Jew to show me the way.
I want you to show me the way.
I want you ev-e-ry-day.
I want you, day after day.
I want you, to shemp all the way.
I want you, to show me the way.
I'm eating on the floor
I'm kneeling on the floor
I'm peeing on the floor
I'm kneeling on the floor
Show me Louie!
Show me the way!
Styx's,
"Show Me The Way"
So I pray that I lost my faith
So afraid that I lost my faith
Styx's,
"Show Me The Way"
So I pray, I just won't know
So afraid, I just won't know
Styx's,
"Show Me The Way"
So I pray
So afraid
Who can I belive in?
I'm peeing on the floor.
Who can I believe in?
I'm kneeling on the floor.
Styx's,
"Show Me the Way"
And if I see a light shining near
And if I see a light, should I believe?
Styx's,
"Show Me the Way"
Give me the strains
Give me the strength
Styx's,
"Show Me the Way"
Give me the strings
Give me the strength
Styx's,
"Show Me the Way"
Give me the string
Give me the strength
I want you to call AAA
I want you to show me the way
I want you to go to Chick-fil-A
I want you to show me the way
I want you to shout "Hooray!"
I want you to show me the way
I want you to show me L.A.
I want you to show me the way
Styx's,
"Show Me the Way"
In a world so filled with patriots
In a world so filled with hatred
Styx's,
"Show Me the Way"
In a world so filled with patrons
In a world so filled with hatred
Styx's,
"Show Me the Way"
So I crave
So afraid
Styx's,
"Show Me the Way"
So I play, I've lost my faith
So afraid that I've lost my faith
Styx's,
"Show Me the Way"
So I play
So afraid
Styx's,
"Show Me the Way"
So free that I lost my faith
So afraid that I lost my faith