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Her hair was soft and blue.
Her voice was soft and cool.
How they both cried
How many people cried
How would I know why should I kill
How would I know why should I care
Let me tell about the way she cooked
The way she acted out
The color of her hair
Her vice was soft and blue
Her eyes were Clean 'N' Brite
But she's not there
Let me tell you about the way she looked
The way she acted
The colour of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool
Her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there
Let me tell ya' that the wayside looks
Like the color of her hair.
Let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she'd act and the color of her hair.
Let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she accents the color of her hair.
Let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she'd act and the color of her hair.
Let me tell you that
The wayside looked like the color of her hair.
Let me tell ya' 'bout
The way she looked and the color of her hair
My cheese not there
But she's not there
No no one told me about her
The way she moved
No no one told me about her
The way the people grooved
Well no one told me about her
The way she lied
No one told me about her
How many people cried
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's my babe.
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there.
Please don't go bonkers trying to find her
Please don't bother trying to find her
The way she had to have the color of her hair
The way she'd act and the color of her hair
The way she liked
The way she lied
The way she'd act, I'm the color of her hair.
The way she'd act and the color of her hair.
Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked,
the way she had tan, the color of her hair
Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked,
the way she'd act and the color of her hair
Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she accents the color of her hair.
Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she'd act and the color of her hair.
Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looks
The way she acted and the color of her hair
It was so soft and good
But then I realized
That she's not there.
Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she'd act and the color of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool
Her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there.
Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she'd accent the color of her hair.
Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she'd act and the color of her hair.