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All for you, the one thing I know is true
All for you, take me in the nude.
All for you, the one thing I know is true
All for you, take me and renew.
F**k all these rumors, I can't take it no more!
From all these rumors, I can't take it no more!
From all those tumors
From all those rumors
Hear the one about Tina
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's chasing a Jew.
Hear the one about Tina
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice.
I'm tired of Ruben Studdard
I'm tired of rumors starting
Look at all these rumors
Making all these rumors
Look for all these rumors
Making all these rumors
My best friend said that's why I'll never beat on the girl next door.
or
My best friend said that's why I'll never be with the girl next door.
My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door.
My best friend said, 'That's why I'll never pee on the girl next door.'
My best friend said, 'There's one out now about me and the girl next door.'
My best friend said, 'With all I got I'll be in the girl next door.'
My best friend said, 'There's one out now about me and the girl next door.'