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And you feel you need permission to laugh.
Can you feel me need permission to land?
Choose tonne do you hear me
Robin Chook can you feel me
Houston do you hear me
Ground control can you feel me
I don't wanna be sleezy,
Baby just tease me. I've got no family plans.
I don't wanna be sleasy.
But I want you to please me, I'm an effeminate man.
I don't wanna f***, DJ.
I don't wanna rock, D.J.
I don't wanna rock these days
I don't wanna rock DJ
I don't wanna rot in jail.
I don't wanna rock DJ.
I don't wanna rot, D.J.
I don't wanna rock, D.J.
I don't want to be seasick
Baby, just hear me
I'm a family man.
I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby, just tease me
Got no family plans.
I don't want to be sissy baby just tease me got no family plans
I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby, just tease me
Got no family plans.
I got drunk
You got bold.
I got funk
You got soul.
I got! (f***!)
You got! (s***!)
I got! (funk!)
You got! (soul!)
I just wanna c*** these days.
I don't wanna rock, DJ
I just wanna rock beer keg
I just wanna rock DJ
I just wanna rock with BJ
I don't wanna rock, DJ
BJ, as in the one of Barney's dinosaur friends.
I just wanna rock with EJ
I just wanna rock DJ
I've got a s***, gonna stick it in a roll.
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
I've got a thing
Gonna stick it in the hole
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
I've got a thing
Gonna stick it in a girl.
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
I've got the d!ck, gonna stick it in the girl
I've got the gift, gonna stick it in the goal
I've got the d***
Gonna stick it in the girl.
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the girl
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
Me and a horse show kicking with your more sew
Me with the floor show kickin' with your torsoe
Me and the big show
Kickin' in your torso
Me with the floorshow
Kickin' with your torso
Me with the floor show,
Kicking with your toe sore,
Me with the floor show,
Kicking with your torso
People mission to live
Need permission to land
Pimpin' ain't eBay
But if your holiday's, it's all right.
Pimpin' ain't easy
But if you're sellin' it, it's alright.
Pinniped ain`t easy.
Pimpin' ain't easy.
When you gone a stop, Robbie?
I don't wanna rock, D.J.
I'm a wannabe sea-sick
I don't wanna be sleazy