Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Remember that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And then this litter came for me
And then this letter came for me
As in cat litter.
And when we said good-bye I gave you a black eye, remember
And then we said good-bye and made each other cry, remember
And when we said goodbye, you gave me your glass eye, remember
And then we said goodbye, and made each other cry, remember
Hi de hi de ho, I had affairs with blokes remember
Hi de hi de ho, we used to kiss hello remember
Hi de hi de ho, I used to cheat with Flo remember
Hi de hi de ho, we used to kiss hello remember
Hi-de-hi-de-ho, my balls swung to and fro, remember
Hi-de-hi-de-ho, we used to kiss hello, remember
Hi-de-hi-de-ho, my testicles hung low, remember
Hi-de-hi-de-ho, we used to kiss hello, remember
Hi-de-hi-de-ho, we used to come to blows, remember
Hi-de-hi-de-ho, we used to kiss hello, remember
Skold's, "Remember"
I fornicate this day
I thought it came to stay
Remember when you were small
How Beatles seemed so tall
Remember when you were small
How people seemed so tall
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Remember how I always used to be alive
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why we ever had to say goodbye
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Remember how we never had to panic buy
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why we ever had to say goodbye
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why I ever ran off with that young Thai
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why we ever had to say goodbye
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why you never told me you were a guy
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why we ever had to say goodbye
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo
I wonder why we ever had to zip up my fly
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo
I wonder why we ever had to say goodbye
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I gave you herpes too, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I used to sing to you, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I screwed your sister too, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I used to sing to you, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I used to check your poo, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I used to sing to you remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, my herpes was type 2 remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I used to sing to you remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, we had toilet rolls too, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo, I used to sing to you, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo,
Your cooking made me spew, remember
Sha-la-la-la-loo,
I used to sing to you, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, I used to make a pong, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to make up songs, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, I used wear your thongs, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to make up songs, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to laugh at mongs, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to make up songs, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, you used to kiss my nards, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to make up songs, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, your ex was like King Kong, remember
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to make up songs, remember
The drugs came into to play
And we'd begin to sway remember
The band began to play
And we'd begin to sway remember
The monocle in your eye
Would light the starry skies remember
The sparkle in your eyes
Would light the starry skies remember
The singer sang his song,
You said he was well hung, remember
The singer sang his song,
We used to sing along, remember
We used to wear our thongs
We used to sing our songs