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Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All the other Slim Shadys are just imitatees.
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you other Dick Cheneys are just imitating.
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you other Slim Shady's are humpin' my baby
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you other Slim Shady's are just entertaining.
All you Slim Shady's are just imitating.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you other Slim Shady's are just in my tating.
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you other Slim Shadys are just a martini
All you other Slim Shadys are just imatating
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you other Slim Shadys are just dementating.
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you other Slim Shadys are just in Montana
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you other Slim Shadys are just in martinis.
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you other Slim Shadys are just in my taking
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you other slim shadies are just in my tainting
All you other slim shadies are just imitating
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you other slim shadys adjusting my ditty
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you slim shady's, how do I adjust these big titties?
All you slim shady's are just imitating
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
All you want is SlimShady so just give one taidee
All you other SlimShadys are just imitating
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
And I'll be grace that
And Dr. Dre said
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Slim Shady
All you other Slim Shady's are the mutatees
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Every other Slim Shady is just irritating.
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
I'm Dick Cheney, yes I'm the real Cheney
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm a real lady
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys adjustin' my titties
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
It's just a mad Teddy.
...just imitating
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Let's go upstairs, though
Let's all stand up
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Like Panisonic just burst in the door
Like Pam when Tommy just burst in the door
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Might just give it a lil' kick
Might just give it a lil' kiss
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
My humus on your lips
My bum is on your lips
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
My mama's on your lips
My mama's on your lips
My bum is on your lips
My bum is on your lips
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
My mama's on your lips
My bum is on your lips
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
My mom is on your lips.
My bum is on your lips.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
My mom is on your lips
My bum is on your lips
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
My mom is on your list
My bum is on your lips
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
My momma's on your lips,
My momma's on your lips,
and if I get lucky they might just give you a little kiss
My bum is on your lips,
my bum is on your lips,
and if I get lucky you might just give it a little kiss
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
My mommy's on my lips.
My bum is on your lips.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
My vomit is on your lips,
my vomit is on your lips,
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little piss
My bum is on your lips,
my bum is on your lips,
and if I get lucky you might just give it a little kiss
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Of course they know what a divorce is.
Of course they know what intercourse is.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Of course they've gotta know
they're in the courses
Of course they're gonna know
what intercourse is
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Pee standing up, pee standing up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
So I can sit next to carcinoma alien Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
So I had N'sync nearly destroy you
So I have been sent to destroy you
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
So I have 'nsync here to destroy you
So I have been sent here to destroy you
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
So I have N'sync here to destroy you
So I have been sent here to destroy you
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
So I told N'Sync to destroy you.
So I have been sent here to destroy you.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave her tatoo first?
So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
So can I sit next to paraphernalia of Fred Durst
And find out if that Hershey's gave Hector thirst
So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
We're just peein in in in.
...just imitating
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Well I'm Sim City, is on a real city.
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Well I'm Sim City
Yes I'm the real city.
Well I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Well, sink's got a custody wrap to sell records
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Will Smith don't got a cousin who raps and sells records.
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Will Smith don't gotta cut his rap to sell records.
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records.
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Will Smith don't gotta handcuff rap to sell records
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Women, wet your pantyhose,
Women, wave your pantyhose,
Eminem's,
"The Real Slim Shady"
Yeah he's cute but I think he married a gimp
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim