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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Real Slim Shady that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the other Slim Shadys are just imitatees.
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Dick Cheneys are just imitating.
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shady's are humpin' my baby
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shady's are just entertaining.
Original Lyrics:
All you Slim Shady's are just imitating.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shady's are just in my tating.
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just a martini
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imatating
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just dementating.
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just in Montana
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just in martinis.
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just in my taking
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other slim shadies are just in my tainting
Original Lyrics:
All you other slim shadies are just imitating
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other slim shadys adjusting my ditty
Original Lyrics:
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you slim shady's, how do I adjust these big titties?
Original Lyrics:
All you slim shady's are just imitating
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you want is SlimShady so just give one taidee
Original Lyrics:
All you other SlimShadys are just imitating
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be grace that
Original Lyrics:
And Dr. Dre said
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Slim Shady
All you other Slim Shady's are the mutatees
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every other Slim Shady is just irritating.
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Dick Cheney, yes I'm the real Cheney
Original Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm a real lady
Original Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys adjustin' my titties
Original Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a mad Teddy.
Original Lyrics:
...just imitating
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go upstairs, though
Original Lyrics:
Let's all stand up
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Panisonic just burst in the door
Original Lyrics:
Like Pam when Tommy just burst in the door
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Might just give it a lil' kick
Original Lyrics:
Might just give it a lil' kiss
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
My humus on your lips
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama's on your lips
My mama's on your lips
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips
My bum is on your lips
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama's on your lips
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mom is on your lips.
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mom is on your lips
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mom is on your list
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
My momma's on your lips,
My momma's on your lips,
and if I get lucky they might just give you a little kiss
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips,
my bum is on your lips,
and if I get lucky you might just give it a little kiss
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mommy's on my lips.
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
My vomit is on your lips,
my vomit is on your lips,
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little piss
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips,
my bum is on your lips,
and if I get lucky you might just give it a little kiss
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of course they know what a divorce is.
Original Lyrics:
Of course they know what intercourse is.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of course they've gotta know
they're in the courses
Original Lyrics:
Of course they're gonna know
what intercourse is
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pee standing up, pee standing up.
Original Lyrics:
Please stand up, please stand up.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can sit next to carcinoma alien Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
Original Lyrics:
So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I had N'sync nearly destroy you
Original Lyrics:
So I have been sent to destroy you
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I have 'nsync here to destroy you
Original Lyrics:
So I have been sent here to destroy you
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I have N'sync here to destroy you
Original Lyrics:
So I have been sent here to destroy you
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I told N'Sync to destroy you.
Original Lyrics:
So I have been sent here to destroy you.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave her tatoo first?
Original Lyrics:
So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
So can I sit next to paraphernalia of Fred Durst
And find out if that Hershey's gave Hector thirst
Original Lyrics:
So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just peein in in in.
Original Lyrics:
...just imitating
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm Sim City, is on a real city.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm Sim City
Yes I'm the real city.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, sink's got a custody wrap to sell records
Original Lyrics:
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will Smith don't got a cousin who raps and sells records.
Original Lyrics:
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will Smith don't gotta cut his rap to sell records.
Original Lyrics:
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records.
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will Smith don't gotta handcuff rap to sell records
Original Lyrics:
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women, wet your pantyhose,
Original Lyrics:
Women, wave your pantyhose,
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah he's cute but I think he married a gimp
Original Lyrics:
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim

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