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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pretty Fly For A Rabbi that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he never eats pastrami, always prays with mayonnaise
Original Lyrics:
And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aw, he involves himself for trumpet psychic plots.
Original Lyrics:
Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barking like a dog, at the Synagogue
Original Lyrics:
Working like a dog, at the Synagogue
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
He never asks for sugar
And he's hardly a schlemiel.
And he's hardly a schlemiel.
Original Lyrics:
He never acts meshugga
And he's hardly a schlemiel.
And he's hardly a schlemiel.
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll always stop on down for a wedding or a bris
Original Lyrics:
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a bris
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll always stop on down
or
He'll always slap on down
or
He'll always step on down.
or
He'll always slap on down
or
He'll always step on down.
Original Lyrics:
He'll always shlep on down.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's doin' well, I gotta smell
Siennas love him, even shih-tzus think he's swell.
Siennas love him, even shih-tzus think he's swell.
Original Lyrics:
He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell.
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just say 'Gay Ishmir!' and he'll kick into gear.
Original Lyrics:
Just say 'Vay iz mir!' and he'll kick into gear.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
People used that stuff, now they say mazel tov!
He's such a mocker 'cause he worked his sofas off.
He's such a mocker 'cause he worked his sofas off.
Original Lyrics:
People used to scoff, now they say mazel tov!
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off.
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off.
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show up at his home,
he sells you loam
he sells you loam
Original Lyrics:
Show up at his home,
he says 'Shalom'
he says 'Shalom'
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
The parents pay them royal
And he gets to keep the tip!
And he gets to keep the tip!
Original Lyrics:
The parents pay the mohel
And he gets to keep the tip!
And he gets to keep the tip!
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly For A Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're on cell phone, dear Ablinza!
Original Lyrics:
Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi"
Misheard Lyrics:
How ya doin', birdie?
Original Lyrics:
How ya doin', Bernie?
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