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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Polly that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guns n' Rose
Original Lyrics:
Cut some rope.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a man to please myself.
Original Lyrics:
I want some help to please myself.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it me?
Have a seat
Let me clear dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Original Lyrics:
Isn't me,
have some seed
Let me clip your dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Don't hurt yourself
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it me?
Have a seat
Let me clip,
dirty wings
Let me take a right
Cut yourself
Warm some milk
Please myself
Original Lyrics:
Isn't me
Have a seed
Let me clip your dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Don't hurt yourself
Want some help
Please myself
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it me?
I have been seen
Let me clear up,
You're dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Hurt yourself
Want some of my help
To be myself.
Original Lyrics:
Isn't me
I Have some seed
Let me clip
Your dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Don't hurt yourself
Want some help
Please myself.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it me?
Can't believe
Let me clip
Dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some milk
Please myself
Let me take a ride
Ride on you
Want to know
Heaven true.
Original Lyrics:
Isn't me
Have a seed
Let me clip
Dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
I want some help
To please myself
I got some rope
You have been told
Promise you
Have been true.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't me, have some weed.
let me sip, your thirty kings,
let me take a hike,
I'm Kurt himself
Original Lyrics:
Isn't me, have some seed,
let me clip your dirty wings,
let me take a ride,
don't hurt yourself
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't me?
Haven't seen
Let me clip dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Isn't me,
Have some seed
Let me clip your dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Don't hurt yourself.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't, have some seed,
let me clip (your) dirty wings,
let me take a ride,
(don't) Kurt yourself
Original Lyrics:
Isn't me, have some seed,
let me clip your dirty wings,
let me take a ride,
don't hurt yourself
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
It isn't me, have a seat
Let me clip, your dirty wings
Let me take a ride, cut yourself
Want some help, please myself
I've got some rope, I haven't told
I promise you, heaven true
Let me take a ride, cut yourself
I want some help, ease myself.
Original Lyrics:
It isn't me, we have some seed
Let me clip, your dirty wings
Let me take a ride, don't hurt yourself
I want some help, to help myself
I've got some rope, you have been told
I promise you, I have been true
Let me take a ride, don't hurt yourself
I want some help, to help myself.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a means
Have some seeds
Lemme rip your purty wings
Lemme take a ride
Cut yourself
What's the matter now?
I see myself.
Original Lyrics:
Isn't me
I have some seed
Let me clip
Your dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Don't hurt yourself
Want some help
Please myself.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me clear the dirty rain.
Original Lyrics:
Let me clip your dirty wings.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me clear, dirty Waynes.
or
Let me clean dirty wings.
Original Lyrics:
Let me clip your dirty wings.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly said her crap hurts
Think I should get off her first.
Original Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker
I think I should get off her first.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly says her cap hurts.
Original Lyrics:
Polly says her back hurts.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly wants a crack whore.
Original Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker
I think I'll shoot it off her first,
Polly wants some water,
dip it out the blow torch
or
Polly wants a cracker
I think I should get off though first,
polly gots some water,
dipped it out the blow torch
or
Polly wants a cracker
I think I should get off though first,
polly gots some water,
dipped it out the blow torch
Original Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker
I think I should get off her first
I think she wants some water
To put out the blow torch
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker
I think I should get off her first.
Original Lyrics:
Polly says her back hurts
Think I should get off her first.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly wants her pocket
She's got on a red shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker
Maybe I should get off her first.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly wants her pocket
She's got on a red shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker
Maybe I should get off her first.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly wants some crack now.
Original Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly wants the crapper
I think I should get off it first
Original Lyrics:
Polly want a cracker?
I think I should get off her first
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly wants to cry, girl.
Original Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly was a crack girl.
Original Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly was a cracked girl.
Original Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polly was a crackhead.
Original Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's beein nice for a feel.
Original Lyrics:
A chase would be nice for a few.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I should get off the phone.
or
Think I should get off the fur.
Original Lyrics:
Think I should get off her first.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought you sail off
Original Lyrics:
Don't hurt yourself
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want some help? P*** myself.
Original Lyrics:
Want some help? Please myself.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have a seat.
Original Lyrics:
We have some seed.
Nirvana's, "Polly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatsit matter?
Pleased myself.
Original Lyrics:
Want some help?
Please myself.

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