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Boys are laughing.
Poison ivy
Boys are noughty
Poison Ivy
Boys in high space
Poison ivy
Boys in the highway.
Poison ivy.
Boys on our bed
or
Boys on owls' beds
Poison ivy
More than an ivy
Poison ivy
Song originally recorded by the Coasters in the 1950's.
Poison, baby you're a poison ivy,
You make me itch, hung like a pal o' mine
Poison, baby you're a poison ivy,
You make me itch, I'm out of Calamine
The Lambrettas', "Poison Ivy"
The meat will make you jumpy
And booze will make you lumpy
The way it rocks will make you jump and twitch
The rhythm's gonna kill ya
The slow backbeat will kill ya
The Poison Ivy love will make you itch
That beat will make you jumpy
And blues will make you lumpy
The way it rocks will make you jump and twitch
The rhythm's gonna fool ya
The slow backbeat will cool ya
But Poison Ivy Lord will make you itch
You're gonna need a notion
For calamine lotion.
You're gonna need an ocean
Of calamine lotion.
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