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For just a car, or just a letter
Sayin' he's returnin' home to me.
For just a card, or just a letter
Sayin' he's returnin' home to me.
Please Mr. Ghostman
Please Mr. Postman
Please Mr. Juiceman
Please Mr. Postman
The Juiceman is a juicer and a nickname for its founder, Jay Kordich.
Please Mr. Toaster
Please Mr. Postman
Please, Mr. Polar Bear.
Please, Mr. Postman.
Please, Mr. Polar Bear
Please, Mr. Postman
There must be some what to say
For my boyfriend so far away
There must be some words to say
From my boyfriend so far away
There must be some word toda-a-a-ay
From my boyfriend, so far away.
There must be some words to say
From my boyfriend so far away.
There must be some words to say
From my boffin so far away
There must be some words to say
From my boyfriend so far away
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