Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for A Pirate Looks At Forty that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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I have been drunk now for over two weeks
I passed out and I rallied
And I smoked a few leaves.
I have been drunk now for over two weeks
I passed out and I rallied
And I sprung a few leaks.
These lyrics are not actually misheard. Jimmy sometimes uses that lyric in his live concerts.
Mother, Mother ocean
I have heard you call
I've wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three weeks tall.
Mother, Mother ocean
I have heard you call
I've wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall.
I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
I passed out and I rallied
and I smoked a few leaves.
I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
I passed out and I rallied
and I sprung a few leaks
I have been drunk now for over two weeks
I passed out and I rallied
And I struggled through the weeks.
I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
I passed out and I rallied
And I sprung a few leaks.
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