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And though you turn from me, two gloves behind.
And though you turn from me to glance behind.
And though you've turned from me, to lesbians
And though you turn from me, to glance behind
In sleepy sanctimy
In sleep, he sang to me.
Sing once again with me, astrange juyiete.
Sing once again with me, our strange duet.
Sleep once again with me, I'm strangely wet.
Sing once again with me, our strange duet.
The phantom of the opera is dead - oh no
The phantom of the opera is there, in my mind
And though you'll turn from me, to what's behind
And though you turn from me, to glance behind
You stand there till Wednesday. There you wait for the current to fall.
You stand there in the wing, there you wait for the curtain to fall
The Phantom of the Opera is here
Inside your find.
The Phantom of the Opera is there
Inside your mind.
The Phantom of the Opera is queer.
The Phantom of the Opera is there.
Your spirit and my toast in one command.
Your spirit and my voice in one combined.
My boob in you.
We're both in you.
Your/My spirit and your/my voice
It won't combine
Your/My spirit and your/my voice
In one combined