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'Cause lately I've been thinking of your musty kitchen as a welcomed vacation
'Cause lately I've been thinking of combustication as a welcomed vacation
Burn in me while I burn.
Pardon me while I burst.
Fart on me while I burp.
Pardon me while I burst.
Fart on me while I burst into flames
Pardon me while I burst into flames
Fart on me, my friend.
Pardon me, my friend.
Fart on me, while I burst into flames
Fart on me.
Pardon me, while I burst into flames
Pardon me.
Follow me while I burn.
Pardon me while I burn.
I never thought that anyone
Could be more important then my plants.
I never thought that anyone
Could be more important then my plans.
I've had enough of the world and people smiling caves.
I've had enough of the world and people's mindless games.
I've had enough of the world.
And its people, mice, and slaves.
I've had enough of the world
And people's mindless games.
I've had enough of the world
And those people smiling in caves.
I've had enough of the world
And people's mindless games.
Like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being fruity.
Like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-D.
Monkey meat while I turn, into trains
I've had enough of this girl and her steeple's mindless wangs
so monkey meat while I turn,
I'll never eat the stains.
Pardon me while I burst, into flames
I've had enough of this world, and it's peoples mindless games,
so pardon me while I burn
I'll never be the same
Pardon me that I like birds into flames.
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
Pardon me while I burn into flames
Pardon me while I burst into flames
Pardon me while I burn
Pardon me while I burst
Pardon me while I burst into flames
And pardon I from the world and its people's mindless games
Pardon while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world and its people's mindless games
Pardon me wide eyed bird
Pardon me while I burst
Pardon me, pardon me
Will it ever be the same?
Pardon me, pardon me
I'll never be the same.
Pardon me, you were my first
Pardon me while I burst
Part of me, wow I burst into flame
I've had enough of the sperm
And its peephole's mindless shames.
Pardon me, while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world
And its people's mindless games.
Potted meat while I burst into flames
Pardon me while I burst into flames
Potted meat, potted meat
Will it ever taste the same?
Pardon me, pardon me
I'll never be the same.
So pardon me while I piss into your face
So pardon me while I burst into flames
So pot in me while I burst into flames
So pardon me while I burst into flames